This journal's Merlin fixation goes from bad to verse...

[redscharlach]

I am proud to present the pangalactic premiere of a picaresque and provocative piece of poetry! It was written by my estimable colleague allemande and myself*, and belongs to an exciting new literary genre called Merlinnuendo. In other words, it's a Merlin fanfic in rhyming form, which contains only such traces of naughtiness as vivid imaginations might

Comments

[imhilien]

Bwahaha!

[hermitknut]

*bursts into laughter and sends to every Merlin fan on contact list*

Love it XD

HK

Dirty!

[lunard136]

I don't even watch the show and I find this hilarious! well done you two!

[pontisbright]

Brrt. Rrrrrrr. Flng.

These are my measured thinkings. I salute you for nearly killing me with metric porn. *swoons*

[redscharlach]

Apologies for making your vowels evaporate...

[plumadesatada]

*standing ovation*

The only thing that could make this better is if someone musically talented were to sing it to the strings of a lute.

[redscharlach]

Well, allemande is rather musical, so she may well take this as a hint. In fact, she could be scouring eBay for second-hand lutes as we speak.

[plumadesatada]

If i ever hear the thing finished, I'll be able to die happy.

[allemande]

*scours*

*points out proximity of birthday*