Intriguing $pam headers 4U!

[redscharlach]

This week I received a spam email entitled "Learn the secrets of Love & Man Pole."

I am now desperate to find out all I can about Love and Man Pole, and can't decide whether they are more likely to be:

• a 1970s singing duo, rather like The Captain & Tennille but with more suggestive lyrics. Their bestselling albums probably included Love & Manpole

Comments

[san_valentine]

My spam's rather uninspired at the moment. Even the stuff with subject lines in French looks dull.

I can manage a couple of make-over shows: 'Feminity (sic) and charm: it is about you', and 'How to catch her attention'.

'The Diamond Fog' might be a sequel to 'The Ruby In The Smoke', but maybe not. It does seem to have a leading lady called Tiffani.

[mincot]

SPLORT!!!! I just spent a boringly tedious Adult Two Hours with The Candidate for Dean, and I needed those album titles (or Love and Mann-Pole, the Movie!).

[inglenook]

Be intrigued if you can get anything out of "Get the most sexy luxurious Dong!"

Made me vaporise my tea, that one did.

[redscharlach]

Ha, that sounds like something from Edward Lear's little-known(*) Book of Naughty Nonsense Verse:
Get the most sexy luxurious Dong!
It's sexily stiff and luxuriously long
But folds down quite neatly to stash in your thong
And when you get drunk, it'll sing you a song...

(* Mainly because I just made it up.)

[inglenook]

I've just added cocoa to the screen.

Incidentally, I have the Faber Book of Blue Verse which contains such delights as Patrick O'Shaughnessy's Endpiece:

Here lies the body of Patrick
Who served Aphrodite delightedly.
Even when quite geriatric
He still raised a nightie excitedly.

[redscharlach]

*makes mental note to look out for that book*

[brewsternorth]

No spam header-dramas, but I do have some spam-bylines from today that are terribly soap-characterish:

Pearcey Heidelberger

Mathilda Papstein

Tammie Novembre

Jaimee Truxler

[redscharlach]

I imagine Pearcey Heidelberger would be a rich investment banker with a secret lederhosen fetish. And Matilda Papstein would be a New York performance artist whose entire body of work was based around Kraft cheese slices.

[allemande]

And Tammie Novembre must be a melancholy, wide-and-constantly-misty-eyed fanfiction heroine...

[missbaxter]

Just received a rather class piece of span involving the subject heading 'Fanny Call' and the subsequent words 'immense love gun'. If anyone would like to write about the adventures of Fanny and her Love Gun (I'm thinking 1960s spy, yes?), you'd be more than welcome to...

[missbaxter]

And, uh, that should be 'spam' instead of 'span'. Evidently I cannot type. And now I'm thinking about Fanny's new adventure with her Immense Spanner...

[redscharlach]

Fanny Call and Her Love Gun would make a charming kids cartoon for a very naive cable channel. She skips around shooting hearts out of her gun and making people fall in love, that's all! Nothing naughty about that...