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[redscharlach]

VOLDEMORT TO STEP DOWN ON JULY 21

• Cheered by Death Eater faithful
  
• Potter conflict "all over bar the shouting"
  
• Rumour claims he will "adopt seventeen orphans and marry Angelina Jolie"

After a tense period of waiting, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named today named the day that he will quit his role as ultimate overlord of all wizarding kind. On July 21 he plans

Comments

[pontisbright]

Kneazle turd? *snorts*

I demand you make a BBC News-style mock-up.

[locked_door998]

IAWTC.

[livii]

::giggles::

Timely and funny as always!

[florence_craye]

ROFL, especially the last sentence.

[eir_de_scania]

We're not holding our collective breaths while waiting, Tommy-me-lad!

[topaz7]

NOSE HAS FALLEN SHORT!! Bwahahahahaha!

ROFL, LMAO, etc., etc.