2.9 wut

[redrobinhood]

Yo people on the islands near the bazaar. If you see a large white furred monster falling out of the sky in an endless loop, DON'T help it out. That sucker's been stalking me all day, trying to eat me or something and every time I ripped it into foam shreds it just reforms and tries again

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[enchainement]

Heard of three.

[redrobinhood]

Fred, Innovator and Juliet?

[enchainement]

Those. Enough to be a cloud, were they turtles.

[redrobinhood]

What's clouds and turtles have to do with it?

[cathar_jedi]

Perhaps I could remove my own unwelcome follower similarly. Breaking its legs slows the creature down, but it is a temporary measure.

[redrobinhood]

That thing was pretty stupid. All I had to do was wait by the edge of the island and then phase through it when it came charging.

You could try ripping it's head off and throwing it up on a branch somewhere. That worked for a while too.

[cathar_jedi]

They do seem rather single-minded in pursuit.

Perhaps next time its legs are broken, if I can pin its body. Its head is rather large, and it appears that it was never blessed with a neck. But perhaps a slice of its snout, or one of the legs, if I can saw through it successfully...

wow this discussion is strange

[redrobinhood]

Try using something like a machete or one of the scythes from the farmland, that outta work. I wouldn't recommend burning it for obvious reasons. You could try to trap it in the lake I guess--unless it floats.

[kochsnow_flake]

Maybe you should stop ripping it into foam shreds.

[redrobinhood]

Maybe it should stop trying to eat me first.

[kochsnow_flake]

Hide.

[redrobinhood]

...Why would I hide from something made out of rubber?

[ice_echani]

That sounds like an unusual but effective way of dealing with the situation.

[redrobinhood]

Sort of a last resort. My other idea was to lure it to the wilderness but I dunno if there's adventurers down there or something.

[blue_shields]

... you're being follow by the Abominable Snowman?

[redrobinhood]

You are surprised...why?

[Seriously, they're pros by now]

[blue_shields]

Probably because I think it's one of the few things we have yet to encounter here.

lol being chased by monsters. might as well have called this event Ranger Danger

[redrobinhood]

I dunno it feels familiar somehow.