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[redroad]

Living nextdoor to a liquor store (& all its free boxes) and telling the guy on the side of the road putting someone else's dresser into his pickup that he can come scavenge your garage, to discover he is a handyman and wants half your stuff, then having him inquire as to the whereabouts of your nonexistant husband and offer to help haul out

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[frantic_writer]

kickass

[rubarabadom]

wow BONUS!!