Three vampires walk into a bar. Bartender asks the first vampire, "What'll you have?" The vampire responds, "I'll have a glass of blood." The bartender serves him the blood then turns to the second vampire and asks, "What'll you have?" The second vampire replies, "I'll also have a glass of blood." The bartender serves him the blood then turns to the third vampire and asks, "What'll you have?" The third vampire says, "I'll have a cup of hot water." The other two vampires look at him, puzzled, and as he pulls a used tampon from his pocket, he says, "Hot tea."
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That is fucking hilarious :)
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(I can't stop laughing)
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...cappucino"
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