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[redrani]

Location: Ophara Public Library not researching the best places to find alnico thread
For: Anyone

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*sighs heavily and slams Metallurgy for Dummies a large book closed, earning a glare off the librarian* *scowls fiercely at her and opens Evil Metallurgy for Fun and...Evilness another, thumbing through to the index* *looks pleased and starts to

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[drmartha_jones]

*goes to the library to start making a list of places for her vacation* *gets a stack of guidebooks and sits down at the next table over, thumbing through the one on the top* *mutters* ...soak a corner of a towel in nutrients? That seems a little rubbish.

[drmartha_jones]

*dryly* Maybe it's 'cos we don't like being drugged and used for experiments. *pauses* Could I have some more water?

[redrani]

*snickers* Right. Well, the drugs have worn off and I'm hardly experimenting. I know precisely what I'm doing. *sniffs and retrieves the water, spilling more into her mouth*

[drmartha_jones]

*sighs, looking petulant* Well, if you're going to be nitpicky and literal about everything.

[redrani]

*rolls her eyes* You never think, the lot of you. You're a scientist, Doctor Jones. Don't humans torture and kill lesser mammals every day in the pursuit of knowledge, of the so-called cures? *snorts* Especially other primates - they share your DNA almost entirely, and yet you're perfectly content to stick them and stab them and cut them into bits.

[drmartha_jones]

*sighs and frowns, keeping her mouth shut for once*

[redrani]

There, that's better. Quiet and cooperative. *smirks*

[drmartha_jones]

*rolls her eyes* Dare I ask how you plan to get...whatever it is you need?

[redrani]

*rolls her eyes* I'm going to cut out your heart an feed it to the new Time Lord generation. *snickers* Really, you're overdramatizing this. I'm only running a few scans at the moment, and besides boring me to tears with your whining, you're doing admirably. You're in top health. *grins* But I'm afraid I'm going to have to elevate your heart rate somehow - you're in a holding pattern at the moment, and that's no good to me.

[drmartha_jones]

Nah, you already said you couldn't get the reproduction to work. No use in teasing me. *dramatic sigh* All right, fine, how are you going to elevate my heart rate? Do tell me, I'm simply dying to know.

[redrani]

*shrugs indifferently* There are two things that generally work - sex and pain. Whichever you prefer. I'm accommodating.

[drmartha_jones]

*dryly* Sorry, you're not my type. You can let me go now.

[redrani]

*sighs* The Doctor used to have better taste. *thinks* No, that's not true. He never had any taste. *presses her thumb into her clavicle, not yet hard enough to hurt* Last chance, Doctor.

[drmartha_jones]

*frowns* Fine. Sex. Though you really aren't my type. Can I just have a vibrator?

[redrani]

Oh you really won't need it. *lays her hand on the pulse at her neck, closing her eyes* *smirks* Oh, he's not bad then. Not exactly the current version, but he's a vast improvement over the last incarnation I met. And you really think he loves you. *dryly* So sweet.

[drmartha_jones]

*scowls* You know, your bitchiness gets old really quickly.