Fainting spells.

[redkingofkeys]

I have this job selling ice cream in the park. I finally tried some of it for the first time today. It’s not normal ice cream-it’s this weird battery-acid blue color and it’s Sea-Salt flavored. Or maybe it has sea salt in it. I don’t know! Well, it was actually really good. I was surprised that I liked it so much.

(Is battery acid blue? I have no

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[slymanipulator6]

I'm glad we can relate with something. Both of us have insane parents. Although, your parents insanity seems to be a bit dangerous than mine. I'm sorry about that...but diabetes? That is a riot.

[redkingofkeys]

Your dad seems nice enough--like the sort of nice someone is before they go off and murder someone.

Actually, I didn't think we'd ever get along as much as mom insists we should. I'm glad to hear there's some common ground. ^_^

[slymanipulator6]

Precisely, and since I am going to be the only other person around him almost all the time, I guess I am supposed to fear for my life.

He's not that bad though.

But now the thing is: how did your mother know I was coming here? Did my father parade around town announcing it or something (because he would...literally)? If that is the case, he may be the one fearing for his life.

[redkingofkeys]

No, nothing weird like that. He just asked mom and dad for advice. I guess they must seem like really good parents because they're always saving me from the brink of death or something. v_v; And my mom thinks I'm some sort of epileptic diabetic cancerous Boy Scout suffering from blindness so she jumped all over the idea of me getting some MANLY BONDING TIME.

. . .
I can't wait to turn 18.