answering machine

[redisaloser]

"Hey, you've reached Green Oak. If this is League business, leave a message. If not, I've got caller ID. What are you, 70? Whatever.

BEEP."

[Feel free to leave Green a voice message or a text message here, with date and time.]

Comments

text; this probably happens like every day

[besteststarter]

What do you want for lunch tomorrow?

Re: text; this probably happens like every day

[redisaloser]

i dunno. what are u in the mood for? we can share

Re: text; this probably happens like every day

[besteststarter]

Umm... Would you like to try curry out?

Re: text; this probably happens like every day

[redisaloser]

that sounds pretty good!! i'd starve without you bulba

I think... She meant to text someone else and typed the wrong number.

[painting_beagle]

omg even tho im right beside u

did u ttly see that guy omg total hotti omg

he is going to play along of course

[redisaloser]

omg?? which guy??

oh noooo

[painting_beagle]

omg the one w/ the awesome hair

omg he looked at us swooon!

be afraid

[redisaloser]

lol!! o u!! wat is he wearing?? there r lots of guys w/ awesome hair lollll

[things_go_boom]

*BEEP*

Hey I hope you remember I'm still updating your website right? Well your fans are really stupid and crazy. They are arguing what what type of underwear you're wearing. It's sooo dumb! I had to mass ban a bunch of people like greenshortshorts69 and ilovegreenfan55 and iwanthisgrassinme44.

[things_go_boom]

...oh by the way, since you haven't paid me lately, I ended up taking photos of you around the school and selling them on ebid. Sorry, tee hee hee!

text message

[redisaloser]

hey i got your message u bitch. dont take any more pictures of me its really creepy. are they really wondering what kind of underwear i wear though thats so strange. ill give you some money the next time i see u so dont try and get them proof or anything weird like that

text message, she's kidding

[things_go_boom]

Too late.

Totally buttdialing some random number that happened to be yours

[noirnovel]

[Silence and static... but after a while he can hear most of this - http://community.livejournal.com/sbg_logs/587849.html?thread=35518281#t35518281]

Re: Totally buttdialing some random number that happened to be yours

[redisaloser]

[Ok what the fuck. That sounded like Falcon. Also this message was like a half an hour long.]

yo who the fucks number is this

JULY 17th at... some point in the afternoon. The weirdest text message.

[besteststarter]

Hey is it okay if I put you down as a reference for getting a plant??

Re: JULY 17th at... some point in the afternoon. The weirdest text message.

[redisaloser]

... sure??

1/2

[besteststarter]

Thanks!

2/2

[besteststarter]

Oh right I am trying to adopt a nipper plant is that ok.

[GREEN DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR IVYSAUR IS.]