Crap

[redherring]

My wallet is gone. I very distinctly remember taking it out of my backpack at the gym and putting it into my coat pocket. I zipped my coat pocket and walked to Target. Upon entering Target, I unzipped the coat pocket to take out my phone, as my list of stuff to buy was on the phone. When I got to the register - no wallet. I frantically retraced my

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[grimalkinrn]

I'm really sorry Heather. What an awful thing to happen.

[phoenixredux]

That sucks. I'm pretty sure I've told you my "lost" wallet story, where I was pick-pocketed on my way out of Arby's, and the wallet turned up six months later in a drug bust, minus $50 cash and a free Subway sandwich. After being interrogated for a while by the St Paul Vice Squad, I somehow convinced them that 1) I didn't know anyone involved in their drug bust
2) I wasn't involved with fencing stolen cars (an idea they got from the car dealership cards found in my wallet - I had been applying for jobs at car dealers.) And then they wondered why I never reported the wallet as lost/stolen. "Because you pigs are a pain in the ass" wouldn't have been a smart response, just an honest one.

Photocopying the contents of your wallet is a smart idea. Why have I never done that before? I don't even know what's in there right now. It's scary. I try not to look. I should do that.

[phoenixredux]

Hey there! Happy birthday!! :)