Aw, man. Give me something to fuckin' DO, z'to. I'm going out of my mind with boredom. Well, I guess I can't complain too much- after all, I'm in casuals for work.

Oh, look. A moth. *stares at it flying by, laying balanced precariously on the thin metal balcony rail outside the apartment room sliding glass doors*

I am SO entertained.

I want to be cool like all the cool kids. :| We've got cetras and summons and alien viruses and all. I'm just a normal guy who has a pact with Quezzy.

I want... hmmm... I want to be a werefox :D ♥
Hey, hey! Maybe a werefox with LASER BEAMS.

*has a 98% chance of being under the influence of something right now*

I have been partaking in an old game I used to like. This is what I get for being on scouting duty. But hey, at least I'm having fun out on the street ( Read more... )

The entire universe at the tip of your thumb.
Don't forget Towel Day! Hey, you can't blame a hitchhiker for promoting the love. Speaking of which, I need to go get a couple bottles of Ol' Janx.

Towel Day is TOMORROW. DON'T FORGET YOUR TOWEL.

Watch this fox be completely unafraid.

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
Reply here, and then if you feel like it, post the above line in your own journal.

You know me. I'm all about sex, booze, fighting, work/killing, and electricity. Pretty shallow. If you haven't figured out by now that I talk about things that offend the faint of heart, you're a fucking idiot and shouldn't be listening to me in the first place, yo. There's pretty much only two people that I'll tone myself down for, and that's the ( Read more... )

Pff. Today sucks. I'm going to go get smashed, z'to.

Booze chocolate. Must have Ritter Rum Knusperstück now.
I don't even like sweets.

...

I bet this would taste great licked off skin. Ohh. Did I say that out loud? Well, there you go. Not like you didn't know I was thinking it.

Fuck. Not even Silent Hill did it this time.

Nnghh. Boss...es... need to take the day off. Sorry. Got my computer for tracing and research if I don't pass out.

... ow.

*collapses over on side, wincing and mumbling about stains in the apartment carpet*

Fucking assholes. My goddamn home.