Mission 22 [voice/action]

[redhairedknight]

[Erza's horoscope reads:
Aries
-Your father is not an astronaut.  
-A stranger may mean you harm this week so greet everyone with a blood-curdling shriek.
-While you were away from home, a stranger showered in your bathroom.
-Buy a cat and name it Chris. It will get you out of a jam.

Naturally, she doesn't believe a word of it.]

This is absolutely

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[redjacketthief]

An astronaut is a person who has been trained to go into space on a ship. They've gone to the moon, where I come from.

[He let the words hang for a beat.]

Yes. People have walked on the moon.

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[redhairedknight]

What? How could anyone make a ship go into space? I mean, there are flying ships, but I've never heard of one that could go that high...

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[redjacketthief]

It takes a lot of time, a lot of effort, and a lot of dedication.

[He himself had never heard of flying ships per se, unless air planes counted as such. It also never occured to him that the woman on the other end might have no idea what he was talking about...]

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[redhairedknight]

...Really. Because I've tried throwing things at the moon before, and they've never managed to get nearly that far. [...Don't ask.]

[willfindigneel]

Yeah, I don't get 'em either, Erza. These seem kinda dumb.

[redhairedknight]

They sound like nonsense to me. It says I'm going to shriek at every stranger I meet. I'd never shriek. [Yell, yes. Terrify, sure. But she couldn't see herself shrieking.] What sort of things does it say about you?

[willfindigneel]

You'd yell, not shriek.

Uh.....I'm adopted, money isn't everything, I should take a trip sooner rather than later, and it'll rain tomorrow.

[redhairedknight]

I wouldn't - [...] Okay, maybe I would, but yelling at everyone I don't know would get tiring. How do you do it? [Since Natsu beat someone by yelling at them, he should be an expert at this sort of thing!]

...Most of those don't really sound like predictions. Still, as strange as this whole situation is, at least it reminds me of Lucy a bit. [She doesn't really care much for horoscopes, so the first thing that popped into mind when she saw the word "Aries" was the Stellar Spirit.]

[proudprince]

[Can Vegeta blow up the tree outside your apartment? He just flew into it and he is pissed off and someone needs to mean you harm, right? Right? Right.]

[redhairedknight]

[Erza had just been sitting down to eat lunch, and the resulting explosion just knocked her cake to the ground.

...

...This won't end well. Stomping over to the nearest window, she throws it open to see the ex-tree, as well as the person who just blew it up.]

What do you think you're doing?!

[proudprince]

[A normal person would have heard the menace in that voice but noooo...]

Destroying what gets in my way. I would suggest you get back inside if you don't want the same thing to happen to you. [He's... in a bit of a snit.]

[redhairedknight]

...Excuse me? I am a mage of Fairy Tail, and not one to be taken lightly. [She really doesn't like being looked down on.]