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[redgirl72928]

Dear whome38I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit at my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a

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[whome38]

I suppose you're just tired of the comments I keep leaving on your Facebook page....

LOLOLOL

Crap...I'm such a bad friend..

[redgirl72928]

You've been leaving me comments on my Facebook page??? Oh, man!