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Detailed Character Stats

I. Basics…

A. Name: Yokobue Tayuya
B. Age: 21
C. Height: 5'5
D. Weight: 99 lbs
E. Build: Torridly underweight for someone her height, giving her fairly sharp curves and small breasts.

F. Hair Color: Red
G. Eye Color: Amber

H. DOB: 2/15/1987

I. Sexual Preference: Her profession forces her to be flexible, but on her own time she leans ( Read more... )

This shit gets easier every fuckin' day. Holding the positions is the worst part. Contorting my body is easy. Just as I thought, I got a raise for "Going Out Of My Motherfucking Way" to increase profit sales by body modifications. PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK IT, UCHIHA. Dick. (How long have we been working together? Three months? At least I'm ( Read more... )

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ITACHI XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD -DIES-

I lost my fucking internet connection 'cuz I couldn't pay for it. Dickwad gave me a raise after I- (Blood.

Everywhere.) convinced the bastard.

I'm going to go get a new tattoo. Maybe another piercing.

I'm his partner. Fuck that.

I wonder if I have a low tolerance for bullshit. Why the fuck would someone say that, I'm fucking patient. I've got a fucking tolerance for some asshole on the street daring to tell me that I've got a dirty mouth. I crushed his nose and sent the bones into his brain. It stained my shirt. The fucker deserved it. I hate it when random assholes find ( Read more... )

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