would you marry tom cruise for five million dollars?

[reddyraja]

a few weeks ago, paris hilton expressed her intention to retire from the public life to the general press. great paris, just great. and where does that leave me? what am i supposed to talk about now? that crazy mofo tom cruise!? whatev!

Comments

[burn_hazard]

The first time I saw that picture, I made a solemn vow to murder anyone who made a Star Wars joke about it.

it's been a bloody few days :(

[anonymous]

so do you think Cruise is gay and this is all a publicity stunt? Regardless, Top Gun is still a kick ass movie.

[reddyraja]

mmm, i don't really care whether or not he is gay or whether or not his marriage is a sham. top gun was pretty cool.

[burn_hazard]

I'd say the more interesting part is that he's seriously pushing a religion that more or less completely fabricated Micheal Jackson's marriage to Elvis's daughter (known Scientologist, along with her mother, but strangely enough, not the father) in order to bring more children into their organization.

I wish I was making this shit up.