Ficlet: Blackmail. PG. R/K.

[roadstergal]

Erm, sorry. This is a late-night, very short crackfic. It's based on this haiku by zekkass. Concrit always welcome, if there can be such a thing for this fic besides 'burn it.'
Gapfiller for Out Of Time. A bit of non-con.

Every minute spent in such close quarters with the mechanoid was one minute too long.

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[kahvi]

*cough* Yes. Indeed! Might wanna put a "mild non-con" warning on this one. *shakes head* What we put poor Arn through, eh?

Kryten paused to ponder this. "Yes, you have a point, darling."
Oh fuck no. No, no, no.

Rimmer swore he could feel his penis retracting into his body.
I know how he feels. You know. In a manner of speaking.

"Shall I replay this scene for Mister Lister on my chest monitor, or just provide him with a detailed oral report?"
Hah! Oh yeah. They all know, Arn. Get with the program.

*giggles* This was fun. In a bad, bad sort of way.

[roadstergal]

Yeah, I bet Lister wants to give Rimmer a detailed oral report... *cough*

I dunno what it is about me and this... er... 'pairing.' :p

Thankee for feedback!

[shivvlan]

Oh God, that was horrorfying. T_T
I think that's the most disturbing thing I've ever read, over an above a Snape/Buckbeak story a friend of mine once tricked me into partially reading.

I shall ahve nightmares.

Exellent writing though; nice descriptions.
Jelly lips. Ew *dighs*

[lady_draco]

I believe I've read that Snape/Buckbeak story. Was it the one where Snape couldn't leave until he'd had a bonk with Buckbeak? That was rather strange.

[shivvlan]

There was Sirius having giant, disturbing group sex with an entire platoon of Hell's Angel's and Snape taking him medicine for it and getting into an awkward situation with buckbeak.

*shudders* The same friend tricked me into reading a Saurmon/Treebeard story once too. She says it's cause she didn't like slash before she knew me and it's her way of getting revenge for apprantly corrupting her. =\

[lady_draco]

Ah, no. The one I read was a Snape/Buckbeak one where Snape wasn't able to leave some sort of cave unless he had sex with Buckbeak. It was rather raunchy ... and disturbing. Probably because Snape was getting off on it :S

Hahah. Oh dear. Saurmon/Treebeard? Ye Gods. That's one odd pairing. Hmm ... That'd be interesting. Finding out what the oddest pairing around would be. At the moment, the Giant Squid and Hagrid top my list.

[lady_draco]

Can you believe I giggled the entire way through it? I'm not sure I was supposed to. *snort* For some reason, that whole sitaution tickled me. *hide* I know. I'm sick. Absolutely sick.

Well written my dear ... *chokes* I'm still giggling. *smacks head* What is wrong with me?

[shivvlan]

T_T you must be ill, you should go see a doctor. T_T

[lady_draco]

Perhaps ... But it was funny. I've decided after chatting with kahvi that it is due to the lovely "Darling" and "Dear" moments. But yes. I am sick. ;)

[roadstergal]

You are sick. That's why I like you. :D

Thanks!

[zekkass]

*giggles like a loon* Wow. That was freaky, yet awesome. I think I'll need a brain-scrubby for this one.

[roadstergal]

*hands over a brillo* Hee, that's a really handy Kryten icon!

[zekkass]

I got it from dracothelizard's archives, actually. It's useful for all sorts of things. ^_^

[eviltigerlily]

I will not be out of shock for three months!

Indeedy.

Nice that. Why is your Kryten often so sinister? Like in "Kryten".

[roadstergal]

He is, isn't he? The thing is, I really like Kryten; I think he is utterly charming. But there's a bit of a sinister streak in him that comes out more in VII, and he definitely does not like Rimmer. But he's not as unabashadly blatant about it (or about his dislike of Kochanski - sabotaging the bath) as Cat is, and I prefer Cat's bluntness to Kryten's games.