With
gunderpant's blessing, such as it is, I'm taking the rather fun and CATHARTIC
idea of slagging on one's own otp. Since
gunderpant's meme is HP-centric, I wanted to do one for Prince of Tennis.
Tell the World, so far as it extends to people that can find, and care to read, my journal, what you hate about your Prince of Tennis OTPI don't know if I'm logging the
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I hate that one of them is always either leaving or dying. They really need a better set of hobbies, for serious. I hate that whenever Fuji tops, he automatically becomes an evil sadist and when Tezuka bottoms, he becomes a pussy. I hate Evil!Fuji in general, unless it's crack. And I loathe stupid Tezuka.
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Inukai: Kaidoh likes to play tennis, he also likes cute things. He is not a complete ball of fluff that wil auto-wilt at the sight of a little grey kitten. He can have backbone and still like animals. It's allowed. And please, please, please stop making Inui a clueless dolt. He's got a brain and he usese it on a regular basis. Please remember this. And Kaidoh doesn't have to drink Jiru every time he goes to Inui's house. In fact, you could write an entire fic without mentioning Kaidoh drinking Jiru and you probably wouldn't lose any of the story's merit.
Sanayuki: Both Sanada and Yukimura are boys, neither should be completely feminized just to emphasize the masculinity of the other. And yes, Yukimura can top if he wants to. It's not a crime.
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I bet Niou would be quite impressed with himself his prowess
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AkuDan: Please. How close to pedophilia can I get?
OT5 (Atobe/Tezuka/Fuji/Sanada/Ryoma): Dammit, it makes zero sense. No one gets into this sort of pairing/relationship. Get out of my head.
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...really.
I lie, I want it out of my head too >>
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Silver Pair: Shishido isn't a whiny moron who beats up Ohtori or whines his heart out at anything he says. And Ohtori isn't either a prude or perpetually horny. Damn you, K2. T_T
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Right on! In fact, I bet An would say 'go flirt with that boy! I like to watch'.
Sanada/Yukimura
There should be fic where Sanada starts saying 'usu'. Unfortunately, people would probably enjoy it.
Eiji has brains, dammit. And he's not afraid to use them, either!
You'd think after Eiji's singles match people would realize that Eiji is NOT just Oishi's cuddly arm leech.
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