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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lesley!

1. You should always store lesley in an airtight container in the fridge.
2. Lesley can sleep for three and a half years.
3. Lesley can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
4. The deepest part of lesley is over 35,000 feet deep.
5. If you put a drop of liquor on lesley, she will go mad and sting

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lol what the...??? i did my name...interesting...!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cindy!
1. Cindy can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Cindy!
3. It is bad luck to walk under Cindy.
4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Cindy can not.
5. If you toss Cindy 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
6. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Cindy, and 400 times smaller!
7. Cindy is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Cindy had to pay a special Cindy tax.
9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Cindy.
10. The colour of Cindy is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!