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[red_ducks]

I'm starting a Shorecrest Spinsters Society. For girls who are perpetualy single.
REPRESENT

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[brookeasaurus]

i'm hella joining

[robotsatemysoal]

me too

[red_ducks]

so in this club we all get old lady representations of ourselves. Mine is Knitted Cozys. everone has to pick one. Ideas for others are: Bifocals, Dentures, Cats!, prune juice, wlaker, medicare, fixed income, bum hip etc. make up your own!

[brookeasaurus]

so i'm trying to decide between the following

milk of magnesia
floridian retirement home
artificial hips
pension!

[red_ducks]

definitely be "Stayn' regular!"

[aliceinchains37]

ooh ooh! i totally call the little ankle biter dogs who are ALWAYS barking.

[red_ducks]

you should definitely be tetris

[xotigerlilyox]

what?!! are you saying we're over?!!!!

*cries incontrollably*

in other news.. i held hands with a boy on friday!!!! whoopieeee.
believe me irene, if i can find a guy, you sure as hell can.
because irene is the BESTEST COOLEST PRETTIEST CRAB WALKING MACHINE.!!