I'm not exactly sure why Eggplant!Draco and Tomato!Harry are so happily entrenched in my head and rolling around inside but they are and it's all
potteresque_ire's fault. If you haven't gotten a chance to read
Eggplant Parmesan, you should or this post is MZS (Makes Zero Sense), to borrow one of the warnings from the story! It does have angst though, just as a warning! *wibbles at the thought of produce!demise and then feels like such a big dork*
So since the veggie!boys are frolicking through my mental landscape, I offer another picture...
Title: Still Life with Eggmato.
Artist:
red_rahlRating: G
Character/Pairing: Eggplant!Draco/Tomato!Harry, 5 little eggmatos...
Warnings: Crack! Boys-as-vegetables! Veggie!mpreg... *looks at that and keels over* Is that even possible?!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry or Draco, neither as fictional human characters or as fictional vegetation.
Notes: Done in PS. Not sure about time but maybe 2-3 hours?
- Inspired by this comment from the story post by
tonks17:
Eggplant!Draco is somewhat fitting. Now if only he got his Harry back, they could have eggmato babies. That'd be weird.
...You weren't far off with that thought....
- Why five? I'm not sure, exactly. I know Tomato!Harry would want a large-ish family and Eggplant!Draco would want to give that to him. Don't ask me who was the pregnant one was. I just don't know.