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[recovery_two]

The majority of you Blood Gulchers make North look like Einstein, you know that? Fools. You're going to end up driving me to drink.

I've seen a lot of people panicking about Aker. Not exactly the panicking type, but I'm not keen on him being kidnapped. So. Count me in on the search and rescue.

Comments

[hawtinyellow]

Wow, Freelancers can be nice?

[recovery_two]

From time to time.

[hawtinyellow]

No there not.

[recovery_two]

We're just nice to the people we like, is all. We don't get paid to run around petting kittens and giving hugs to strangers.

[sexyincyan]

You've been trying to talk to Caboose again, haven't you?

[recovery_two]

No, actually. Sarge. Are he and Private Caboose related, or was there just something in the water?

[sexyincyan]

............. there's nothing that can explain Sarge. He's just fucking crazy. Like, he's down home, 100%, grade-A natural crazy. Seriously, this is the guy that screams 'I've got a boner for murder' in the middle of a mexican standoff.

[recovery_two]

I...don't think I can phrase how deeply disturbing yet completely unsurprising that is.

And he was the leader of the Red Team? As in, people listened to him?

[miss_misa_misa]

What is wrong with the Blood Gulchers?

Misa likes them.

[recovery_two]

They're just...impossible. You can't have a conversation with one without it devolving into something about their fear of chihauhaus or desire to shoot a twelve-year-old girl.

[miss_misa_misa]

Well! Once you understand them it is! Misa can talk to them all and have good conversations!!!

[recovery_two]

Suit yourself, I guess. It takes all kinds to make the world spin.

[doubleodonut]

Einstein... the bagel company?

[recovery_two]

The theoretical physicist. You know, E=mc2?

[doubleodonut]

Oh, right! The guy with the weird haircut! Gee, he sure knows how to make bagels!

[recovery_two]

I don't think Albert Einstein had anything to do with the Einstein Brothers bagel restaurants. I'd bet money on it.

...and the panini at those places are way better than the bagels, anyway.

Dee likes to help out D:

[for_a_muffin]

...

Einstein was a madman.

Agent South, you don't seem in the greatest of moods. Is there anything I can do to help?

fffffff I love Dee so much. But he's wasting his time. D:

[recovery_two]

Apologies if that doesn't carry a lot of weight coming from you, Private.

...I doubt it. Unless you can make all the stupid go away.

I loves Dee D: He will try anyway!

[for_a_muffin]

...

I don't carry things...

I don't Private Caboose is able to become un-stupid, as you like to call him.

Oh! We are talking about me?

[recovery_two]

It's a figure of - you know what, nevermind.

Yeah, I didn't think so. Stupid seems to be these guys' natural state of being.