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[thegirlbride]

So this is Narborough? I'm hardly impressed.

Where are the festivities? The parades and knights and decorations?

... Kigan, Audrey, where are you?

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[necropantser]

So sorry to disappoint.

[thegirlbride]

You should be. I should be having processionals right now. This is hardly the type of impression you'd like to make on the Queen of the queendom currently occupying you.

[necropantser]

Ah, I see. My deepest apologies, Your Royal Highness, but I had not received a letter of notification, and unless they neglected to mention it, no one I know seems to have received one either. An egregious but unintentional oversight, I am certain.

[thegirlbride]

Hmph. How useless footmen are these days.

Regardless, would you be so kind to bring me to the castle? It seems the rest of the kingdom has lost their wits and has been rendered useless at my arrival.

[d_omesticity]

...... Your Grace? What are you doing here?

[thegirlbride]

I sent a letter with one of your men to tell you I'd be coming for inspection, but it looks like it has yet to reach how. What very bad form of your army, Audrey.

[d_omesticity]

........ my apologies. There has been a lot going on.

.... you're here on an inspection? Is something wrong?

[thegirlbride]

Apology accepted, Audrey.

No, nothing is wrong. There's nothing going on at home, so I thought I would come and visit the princes. Practice some diplomacy.

[left_gauntlet]

Who are you that we should all stop what we're doing and praise you, worm?

[thegirlbride]

How dare you address a queen in that manner! I'm Queen Ilyssa of Sandomierz, and as the occupying ruler of this kingdom, I demand your name and rank for due punishment!

[left_gauntlet]

I don't really care if you're a queen or not. You're not my queen. If you feel the need to punish and prove your precious authority, however, my name is Albel Nox, knight to Prince Jephry.

[thegirlbride]

Prince Jephry, is it? Well then, I'll be speaking to him.

[gynophobe]

For what it's worth, there's a festival being held next week.

[thegirlbride]

Hmph. What kind of festival?

[gynophobe]

Actually, it's a festival of love, literally.

[thegirlbride]

A festival of love? How intriguing. Can you please explain some more?

[variantofwar]

Your Highness?

[thegirlbride]

Yes?

[variantofwar]

We've never met, but I'm sure you've heard of the Kukai Trading Foundation based in Sandomierz? I'm the brother son of it's master...

It's an honor to make your acquaintance, but...why are you here? This place is nothing but gloom and doom lately.

[thegirlbride]

I have. And my parents have spoken to your father, on several occasions. It is only expected that the progeny would carry on such relations.

That is none of your business to ask; it does not please me. However, you can easily win back my favor by telling me where Kigan is.