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[recondite_snape]

Isn't it June yet?

Is it possible for students to become less intelligent over the summer? I think my classes grow less apt each year. One second year exploded his cauldron five minutes into class on Friday. That even manages to beat Longbottom's record. Needless to say, he spent his afternoon cleaning the classroom.

Comments

[mischief_x2]

Come on, sir. Don't be shy! We all know how much you adore your classes!

[recondite_snape]

Indeed. They're like ingesting hemlock.

[mischief_x2]

I think we should spawn ... an have four sets of twins for you!

[mandy_mandy]

Spawn? That's how you refer to having children?

[nox_neville]

And that's saying something.

[recondite_snape]

That is not something to be proud of, Longbottom.