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[recondite_snape]

If it weren't for the students, school would be perfect

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[shapely_millie]

Surely you don't mean that. Without us students, professor, who would clean the cauldrons or sort the potions ingredients? Who else would you take delight in punishing when something goes wrong? Admit it, Professor Snape, you couldn't live a single day without us.

[recondite_snape]

I really think I could live without most of you.

[shapely_millie]

How shocking. I think you've shattered my world of rainbows and lollipops.

[recondite_snape]

You disappoint me as a Slytherin, Bulstrode, if that was your world. I'd say you belong in Hufflepuff instead.

[mssr_remus]

They do make it rather difficult to

Severus, they haven't even been back for two days yet. I'm not sure they've had enough time to do any considerable amount of rule breaking.

[recondite_snape]

Exactly.

Yet. I'm sure they've been considering it, in depth.

[mssr_remus]

Well, this is going to be a problem.

Breaking the rules can't be the only thing they think about.

[recondite_snape]

No, but everything they think about seems to lead to breaking the rules.