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[recondite_snape]

Interesting how such a high number of Gryffindors have ended up in the hospital wing this week... There seems to be a link among their maladies, if I could only put my finger on it.

Anyone who is caught shirking off my class, however, will be severely punished. You would do well to confine your grievances until after Potions.

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[pretty_vati]

Oh, I know, Professor. But really, compared to the snogging in closets, a few sick boys don't really compare.

[recondite_snape]

Faking illness, however, is a serious offense. Patil, if you're offended by teenagers venting hormones in closets, stop looking into closets.

[shapely_millie]

Come now professor, surely you're not that dim? Or are you merely looking the other way while all of Potter's friends venture to visit him coincidentally with the excuses of injuries or mysterious maladies?

[recondite_snape]

I'm not oblivious, Bulstrode. However, without proof of it, there is little I can do.

[shapely_millie]

Little? They're blaming us!