Twenty-second Run - Couch Fort King

May 07, 2009 17:51

Dear Invaders,

This is my tree, and those are my minions henchmen civilians you are attempting to eat. Also, that's my stuff. In short, you are not welcome.

GTFO, DIAF, and all that.

So it is written, so let it be,

Loves and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. My pillow fort is the bomb.

fuck you sphere, where's batman when you need him?, c: bridge, c: spike, dash is a teenage boy, not the most competent hero, evil overlord, c: fullmetal, i want my guitar hero, c: lucy, *event: ant invasion, pillow fort

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lemonshine May 8 2009, 00:59:23 UTC
Hee!

[And here Lucy breaks out her sparkles and favourite yellow marker and leaves Dash and big, sparkly, girly heart.]

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reckless_rebel May 8 2009, 01:38:09 UTC
[A little crown is doodled on the heart.]

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lemonshine May 8 2009, 01:41:09 UTC
^^ Hiya Dash.

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reckless_rebel May 8 2009, 01:44:07 UTC
S'up, squirt?

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rustyarmor May 8 2009, 01:00:17 UTC
... could you translate 'gtfo' and 'diaf'?

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lemonshine May 8 2009, 01:06:07 UTC
gtfo = get the fuck out
diaf = die in a fire

Are you down here yet?

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rustyarmor May 8 2009, 01:23:40 UTC
Huh... those seem like awfully angry acronyms.

Not yet. We're still working on getting some of the stragglers down.

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lemonshine May 8 2009, 01:27:39 UTC
Yeah... they're not very nice ones that's for sure.

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blue_shields May 8 2009, 01:29:13 UTC
with you there. they needed to be gone 3 days ago.

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reckless_rebel May 8 2009, 01:37:18 UTC
So totally this bro. But even I'm not a one-man army. And the ants... Well they're kind of an army.

Next on my Evil Agenda: Build an Anti-Ant Army. The Triple-A! God I crack myself up.

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blue_shields May 8 2009, 01:43:44 UTC
not sure that fighting them would be such a good idea

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reckless_rebel May 8 2009, 01:45:34 UTC
Nah what we really need is the tree's biggest can of Raid.

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handy_psychic May 8 2009, 01:30:27 UTC
But does your pillow fort have a moat with sharks? Hmmmm?

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reckless_rebel May 8 2009, 01:39:53 UTC
Not yet, wanna make me one?

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handy_psychic May 8 2009, 01:42:53 UTC
Well, I can loan you some of my sharks! I'm trying to mount lasers on their heads but it doesn't quite work, and considering that I'm caring for peoples' pets maybe it's not such a good idea to keep them anyway...

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reckless_rebel May 8 2009, 01:46:13 UTC
Laser sharks? I am so down for this.

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crownofsnow May 8 2009, 02:23:24 UTC
Boss Lezard said they did this last time too.

I grabbed our stuff on one of my breaks over seeing everything. Its down here.

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