Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

Nov 17, 2008 15:51

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know ( Read more... )

c: melissa, c: spike, living it up in vegas, c: truth, c: fallen, c: bastet, juvie, evil overlord, c: kanin, jaywalking is srs bsns, c: chosen, zombie apocalypse, c: smoke, c: blood, looking around, dash is a teenage boy, c: ghost, c: cross, not the most competent hero, c: cle, the more you know, c: kitty, oops, after school special, not among my brightest ideas

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pinkhairedchild November 18 2008, 00:09:43 UTC
What's jaywalking?

And what's a strip joint?

We can smash stuff?

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And now, Blood's confusing lessons come to light XD pinkhairedchild November 18 2008, 03:38:36 UTC
Do the man and woman write the letter to the stork before, after, or during this sexing? And where do the unicorns figure in?

I'm hanging out exploring in the Wilderness for now, but maybe we can meet up soon! I'll try the writing if I need to!

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she's shaking her head in WTF XD felinemystique November 18 2008, 03:47:11 UTC
...I don't know who told you that, but they were probably just too nervous to explain sex to you properly. Some people don't like talking about it with children.

Babies are made through the act of sex between a man and a woman. There's generally never a need to involve storks or letters.

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Blood feels incredibly bugged at being lied to XP pinkhairedchild November 18 2008, 04:02:25 UTC
...you mean there's another reason the unicorns hate Big G? That's how I found out all this.

That sounds really confusing! So how come there aren't more babies around here?

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awwww XDD felinemystique November 18 2008, 04:18:06 UTC
Those unicorns only liked people who have never had sex before. I have no idea why.

Well, there are ways to keep from having a baby when you have sex. I'm sure people use one of those methods.

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