Second Run - Shoebox Fort

[reckless_rebel]

So. If you need me I'm in my fort.

On aisle 24. With the men's running shoes.

All invaders will be questioned and possibly subjected to ridicule if they do not bring approriate offerings.

Appropriate offerings include, but are not limited to, real clothes please for the love of god.

Thank you. This has been a PSA by your local evil overlord.

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Comments

[reckless_rebel]

That's true buddy. On my list of things I need, I can cross shoes right off!

Bright side, right?

[reckless_rebel]

Free I can totally go with buddy!

Hey, if the wilderness wanted to do that? I would so get behind that.

[nobodysheroine]

If you're willing to leave your fort, I can offer you a jacket? Not that I don't want to pay homage to your contribution to modern engineering and men's running shoes, but extenuating circumstances say it might have to wait until next time.

What do you say? Just fill the moat with crocodiles and I'd imagine no one will trespass.

[reckless_rebel]

I suspect this to be a clever lure. Designed to draw me from my safe holding and entrap me with your feminine wiles, whilst your compatriots thwart my evil schemes.

However, I accept your terms. I shall emerge from my lair and come find you. Crocodiles will be released into the moat directly.

[nobodysheroine]

Ah, if there's one thing I'm not, Dash, it's in cahoots with your nemesis, the Sugardaddy. Though, admittedly, it would be quite the rouse, wouldn't it?

I'm in the back, in one of the side offices. I'll switch on the light.

[reckless_rebel]

Hey, not in cahoots is good in my book. But even if it were a rouse, I'd probably fall for it. I'm a sucker for a cool girl.

Cool, I'll find you!

[felinemystique]

Wait. When did you graduate to evil overlord?

[reckless_rebel]

I'm ambitious, what can I say.

I figure I haven't seen anyone else claim the title yet. Better make it mine while I had the chance.

Anyone what wants it can come find me and try to get it from em and my fort. I have an arsenal of shoes that I am not afraid to use.

[felinemystique]

You can have it. That's a lot of work, especially when all the heroes decide you need overthrowing.

[reckless_rebel]

Dang, thanks for the reminder.

This is sounding like too much work.

I shall have to consider your words.

[child_proteus]

My fort owns your fort, dude.

Mine's made out of pillows.

I see your chibi Throne and counter with Chibi Dash

[reckless_rebel]

Does this require a fort off nemesis? Because I will win.

Smug.

I HOPED YOU WOULD. WHERE'S WANT?

[child_proteus]

Bring it on. Yours does nothing but offer a lifetime of pain and possibly papercuts and bruising upon collapse. Mine is squishy and soft and arguably smooshy.

I prefer the word confident.

NEED WANT, YES?

[reckless_rebel]

However yours does not come with as many handy projectiles and amusing impromptu instruments. Also pillows are not intimidating.

Yeah you would.

[distant_dragon]

...fort.

Whatever works.

What size are you?

Also, evil overlord? What the hell?

[reckless_rebel]

Shoebox fort! Get with the program! It's all the rage.

Um.. About 5'7" I think and buff? Like not ripped but not a twig or round or anything?

No one else was claiming it. I've got the fort, I've got the style, it was the next logical step.

Also, I'm away from my fort right now collecting a jacket from Ran, but hey, if you leave clothes? You are my hero. Or you could stop by when I get back to it.

[distant_dragon]

Hm. Okay, I'm a little bit shorter than you but not much, and it sounds like we're fairly close to the same build. I don't have a whole ton on me but I can spare a couple things.

I'm heading in that general direction to doublecheck around the cocoons, I'll drop them off on the way.

[reckless_rebel]

Oh cool, I totally owe you a lot. I feel like a prison camp refugee in these clothes. Or something. Not cool.

Sorry I'll miss you Drake! My fort should be easy to find.