Freak Lawnmower Accident, Trying to Communicate
My Torchwood table
Claim: Torchwood
Prompt: 12. Humor
Title: Freak Lawnmower Accident
Author: netgirl_y2k
Rating: Adult
Length: short
Brief summary: I think the author's synopsis pretty much sums up this one: "A heartwarming tale in which the entire cast of Torchwood dies horribly." Short, to the point, very funny.
When Ianto died Gwen could almost believe it had been an accident. After all, that business with the lawnmower could have happened to anyone. They replaced him with a coffee machine, which was almost as efficient as Ianto while being slightly less emo, and carried on as normal.
As for Tosh, well nobody could have foreseen her tripping over that bucket and getting herself covered in special sauce. And if nothing else it highlighted the fact that nobody had fed the pterodactyl since Ianto's untimely demise.
Link: Freak Lawnmower Accident
Claim: Torchwood
Prompt: 15. Crack!fic
Title: Trying to Communicate
Author: sam_storyteller
Rating: PG
Length: medium
Brief summary: An alien cat that communicates in LOLspeak ends up in the Hub. Cute, charming, and hilarious.
"There's a cat," Ianto said. "On my back."
"Hello moggie!" Owen said. "Where'd you come from?"
"IM IN UR BASE -- "
"And it's talking."
" -- SITTIN ON YANTOE."
Link: Trying to Communicate
Claim: Torchwood
Prompt: 12. Humor
Title: Freak Lawnmower Accident
Author: netgirl_y2k
Rating: Adult
Length: short
Brief summary: I think the author's synopsis pretty much sums up this one: "A heartwarming tale in which the entire cast of Torchwood dies horribly." Short, to the point, very funny.
When Ianto died Gwen could almost believe it had been an accident. After all, that business with the lawnmower could have happened to anyone. They replaced him with a coffee machine, which was almost as efficient as Ianto while being slightly less emo, and carried on as normal.
As for Tosh, well nobody could have foreseen her tripping over that bucket and getting herself covered in special sauce. And if nothing else it highlighted the fact that nobody had fed the pterodactyl since Ianto's untimely demise.
Link: Freak Lawnmower Accident
Claim: Torchwood
Prompt: 15. Crack!fic
Title: Trying to Communicate
Author: sam_storyteller
Rating: PG
Length: medium
Brief summary: An alien cat that communicates in LOLspeak ends up in the Hub. Cute, charming, and hilarious.
"There's a cat," Ianto said. "On my back."
"Hello moggie!" Owen said. "Where'd you come from?"
"IM IN UR BASE -- "
"And it's talking."
" -- SITTIN ON YANTOE."
Link: Trying to Communicate