In the last month

[rebucket]

I have nearly chopped the end of my left thumb off.  Twice.  While chopping onion.

And three days after the first time, I ripped open the pad of my left thumb with a splinter that was more like a matchstick.

Conclusion: my left thumb gets in the way.  A lot.

Comments

[cutellamagirl]

It's ok, Shoodle. You don't have to hide it from your friends... We know you're trying to start a local cell of the underground Left Thumb Liberation Movement. Don't worry, I won't tell. ;)