"how many puffs does it take to get to the filter of a Camel Filter Mr Owl?"
"One..Two...CHOMP! Two!"

"how many puffs does it take to get to the filter of a Camel Filter? The world may never know."

Woke up 7:00 AM
Took a shower 7:10 AM
Dried my hair 7:30 AM
Ate eggs ham and potatoes 8:00 AM
Wrote this message 8:35 AM

Your Linguistic Profile:

70% General American English
15% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Wow, I'm more Yankee than Midwest.

What's it a box of again... oh, thats right.. Rain ( Read more... )

Wow, I feel like im in a time warp. It feels like it's friday or sunday or monday or somting my sense of time is all out of wack. I just watched ground hog day whichI hav'nt seen since elementary school with my old buddy Benji Freezin. The old joke goes Benji Freezin and Joyce burns makes Woosh! Tornado! That's my old german teacher talkin. Harry ( Read more... )

I was tought a month ago
To bide my time and take it slow

But then I learned just yesterday
To rush and never waste the day

Now i'm convinced the whole day long
That all i've learned is always wrong

That things are true that I forget
But Noone tought that to me yet

I SEE THE MAN MARKAY!

Check out my country!

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=havo_leto

I'm passed out in your garden
I'm in, I can't get off

Soft!

I'd pop myself in your body,
I'd come all over your party,

but,
I'm Soft!

Man, I just watched an old SNL episode and the Spin Doctors were on that shit... they were awesome! I have to get their CD. It's old school early 90 type shit. With Joe Pecci too. Their cast was great! Chris farley, adam sandler, That guy from "Just Shoot Me' back when he was funny. The only thing that sucks about it is I was trying to doze off and ( Read more... )

Im sure I'll regret wrighting anything here, but im drunk and about to eat some raman noodles and go to sleep, so, fuck it. Let me tell you all how I feel right now. #1 Cheese Pufs from Trader Joe's are good. #2 Nazis of any kind be it TV Nazis or Soup Nazis suck. #3 The new Kings of Leon CD is really really good. #4 Cheese Puffs are also quite ( Read more... )