A/N: This is a Death Note fanfic. I don't own Death Note.
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( “Girlfriend?” Misa asked stupidly as Sayu enthusiastically dragged her up the stairs. )

A/N: Don't think Death Note ever had a Comedy Hour… so no, I still don't own Death Note.

In this chapter, these are all canon characters, though many have ridiculously minor roles in-series.

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( 'Damn L. If not for him, I wouldn't have to put up with-' )