So this had nothing at all to do with your post but...

My ex is in town this weekend and had bought tickets for him and his wife to take the kids on a lunch cruise on Sunday. Turns out that his Probation Officer said he couldn't go so he offered to give me the tickets. Since Jason doesn't do boats I have an extra ticket and was wondering if you wanted to go with me. Here's a link to the info.

http://www.gatewayarch.com/Arch/info/act.riverboat.ss.brunch.aspx)
Tracie