Picspam: Uther is Awesome™
This picspam was made for a merlin_land challenge.
UTHER IS AWESOME™
Hello. My name is Uther Pendragon.
Most of you probably know me as the tyrannical king of Camelot.
Word has reached me that many of you do not agree with my negative views on magic, and wish me to die a painful death.
Well, before I execute you, allow me to enlighten you as to why you are wrong. After all, I am awesome!
First item of business: I am the king. That means that I get to do whatever I want, whenever I want.
I also get to wear this really badass crown.
It's really nice to be able to order everyone around and execute random people whenever something goes wrong.
How dare my people even suggest that I am not a capable leader?
Absolutely ridiculous. Anyway, I digress. Moving on...
I also have a dashing smile. It goes lovely with my crown, don't you think?
I am a fantastic swordsman, if I do say so myself.
One time, I even killed a guy who was already dead.
It was epic.
I look absolutely scrumptious in a leather thong.
Ohhhh yeah..... << click me
Wait...
WHO PUT THAT PHOTO IN??!?!?!?!?
As king, it is well within my rights to satisfy my needs with multitudes of women...
...but they seem to think I will make them my Queen.
Consequently, there are a lot of hot women who want to get revenge on me.
They should have known better.
I have this really lovely castle that everyone always wants to visit.
It's huge, like other things of mine...
Anyway, there you have it.
If you aren't convinced of my awesomeness by now, then I'm afraid I'll have to send you to the dungeon. GUARDS!!!
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All screencaps are from here.
Thanks to lydkami who gave me the idea for this.
The original icon that inspired it all:
(made by me)
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