[Onto the Plane appears a young woman in silver slippers, blue jeans and a button-up blouse, appearing entirely average and not at all like someone who would stand out in a crowd-- except she's not in a crowd, she's just arrived on the Plane, and that makes her far more noticeable. She steps around carefully, wide-eyed, turning in little slow
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Excellent! I like to think I make friends well enough. We should be able to visit in no time.
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You and I are going to be fast friends, I can tell already. Believe me, I've got a pretty good nose for these sorts of things.
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The nose usually knows! [taps her nose with a smile] Speaking of knows! What do you know about this place so far? We really should get together a welcome packet for this.
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Oh, well, not much, really. Everyone made sure to say it's called the Astral Plane, not that anyone explained much of what it is. The Master mentioned something about... being brought here for some reason. But I can't imagine what anyone would want with me. I'm just an ordinary girl, after all.
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[then he blinks] Oh, yes, you met the Master, then? The ah, beardless one?
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Oh! Yes. Sharp dresser, great big grin? I'm bringing him pie. Seemed awful keen to try my baking, and who am I to argue?
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Ah, I see. I was curious. He sort of...lives with me. What sort of pie?
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Oh! Then you're a Time Lord too? Of course you would be, being a time traveler and all. Are all time travelers Time Lords, or are all Time Lords time travelers? This is all terrifically complicated. And strawberry rhubarb. It's my specialty. You're welcome to have some too, of course!
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Nah, not all time travellers or Time Lords and actually not all Time Lords traveled time, which really was a shame. The Master and I are - were? Still are? - renegades. And I'd love to try your pie.
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Renegades! That's a bit romantic.
Of course you would. Never refuse a princess's offer of pie; I'm sure that's in some foreign policy handbook somewhere.
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'Romantic', hm? Well, I suppose you could say that. It's all about the journey, really, and you can't get more romantic than that.
[laughs] Last time I refused royal food, I ended up captured by a malfunctioning computer. I learned my lesson, really.
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...I guess, in a way. Never thought about it like that before. But I meant that it was like something out of a book, calling yourself "Renegades". Like a movie trailer, or something. [And here she affects something approximating the Movie Trailer Guy voice] "IN A WORLD... WHERE TWO RENEGADE TIME TRAVELERS STRUGGLE TO SURVIVE..." And then there's a whole lot of things blowing up for no reason, and people running away from them in slow-mo.
Well, good. Then it's pie for you. You look like you need it, anyway, you're awful skinny!
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[he stares for a minute before he bursts out laughing. Give him a second] That's...you know, I didn't really think about it but we'd make for really good television. Or movies. A series, mind you, because we're both quite old.
[now he pouts a bit] I'm not skinny! Just a bit...long, that's all.
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[Oh she made him LAUGH! Now she's all proud of herself.] "The Adventures of The Doctor, Also Starring The Master, with Mary Tyler Moore and Don Knotts, and Jerry Mathers as "The Beaver"." It'll run at least two seasons, I'm sure of it.
You are so skinny! Look, you're skinnier than I am! Not that that's saying much, but really, you're like a flagpole with hair!
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[but he grins] We'll get canceled in the third season but everyone will think we were brilliant and wish we'd gotten more seasons.
I-I'm not a flagpole with hair!
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