...in DANGER of BLOWING UP at any moment! I repeat...Fort Shuez is now at almost immediate risk of experiencing an explosive catastophe. all inhabitants of Fort Shuez (pronounced shoes or shoos) should be advised to kiss your asses good-bye. or better yet, kiss your cute neighbor's ass good-bye...this aleert brought to you by the Fort Shuez Dy-no- ( Read more... )

...useless, sometimes gross, little 'miracles'  that happen from time to time---you are roofing and throw a bent nail down from two stories up in the general direction of the trash pile and it sticks up into a short piece of 2x4. as a lark you toss an empty crumpled milk carton across the room towards a trash can and it goes in. that kind of thing ( Read more... )

...in a surprise move, oprah winfrey has spoken out against thesbians. she spoke to a crowd in denver, saying, "If you are not speaking your own truth, you will never be able to be all you are meant to be. You cannot be pretending to be somebody else." the crowd, including mimes, pantomimists, skit bit players, featured players, and a few true ( Read more... )

an international team of astronomers have claimed the first 'direct' sighting of a planet outside our solar system. five times the size of jupiter and orbiting a brown dwarf,  the planet called 2M1207b is 225 light-years from here. 'Refined images taken earlier this year by the Very Large Telescope in northern Chile show two separate objects bound ( Read more... )

...tom waits doesn't do car commercials. but scandinavian tv ads for opel care are using music that sounds so much like waits that he's hired lawyers. for decades waits has not allowed his music and image to be used in advertising. 'commercials are an unnatural use of my work,' he said. 'it's like having a cow's udder sewn to the side of my face. ( Read more... )

...no longer held up as a showplace for commemorating talented and celebrated stars of film and tv,  the walk of fame has given a star to ryan sequest (sp?). apparently anyone can buy their way onto the walk with bucks and balls. his star was placed between those of peewee herman and kermit the frog.       ;-]

From the same crazed fucker who helped sponsor the last ditch effort to 'save' Terri Schriavo (based on the 'sanctity of life' concept)  yet sponsored the bill to allow citizens to use deadly force in 'self-defense' here in the nuthouse we call the Florida legislature...comes the next insanity bill. Rep. Dennis Baxley, Rep. from Ocala, has ( Read more... )

currently before the Florida legislature is the 'Anti-Murder' bill. hosted by AG charlie crist and john walsh of  ' America's Most Wanted' the bill quickly and unanimously won approval of the house criminal justice committee and is expected to be enacted without much resistance from the dreaded Pro-Murder lobby.

...but so is sandra dee and bonnie rait's dad john. don't forget them.

HONEY RIBBON

IN CENTRAL PARK

CHRISTO AT IT AGAIN