Title: Family Reunion, just some failed crack
Characters: Super Junior, Shinee
Word Count: 3004
Summary: A family reunion of sorts...Super Junior have lost contact ever since they split up, decided it was time to meet up again, find out what's been going on
A/N: This was suppose to be complete crack but now I don’t even know what it is. But it was an idea that wanted to be written.
The families:
Leeteuk/Kangin - Key
Heechul/Hankyung - Taemin
Yesung/Ryeowook - Onew
Sungmin/Kyuhyun - Minho
Eunhyuk/Donghae - Jonghyun
*~*~*
“Come on, Kangin. We don’t want to be late for our reunion.” Leeteuk smiled. “It’s been so long since we last saw them. Let’s go, Key.”
“Alright, umma.”
*~*~*
“Onew!!! Let’s go, sweetie. We’re going to be late if you don’t hurry up.”
“Okay, I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m - oof.” Ryeowook looked down the hall to see Onew sprawled on the floor.
“Sweetie, what happened?”
“I sorta tripped over my own feet.” Ryeowook sighed.
“Be careful. You’re just like your father sometimes.”
“HEY! Oof.” Ryeowook sighed and went to help his husband off the ground.
*~*~*
“MINHO!!! KYUHYUN!!!!! LET’S GO!!!!!!!!” Sungmin went searching through the house for his husband and son. He finally found them playing video games. “Let’s go, you two. Turn off the game. We’re going to be late if we don’t leave now.”
*~*~*
“Taemin, can you please clean up the living room and your room? We have guests coming.”
“Arasso.” Hankyung smiled before going back into the kitchen.
“Heechul, where are you? What? Arasso. Come home as soon as you can. We have people coming over.” Hankyung hung up the phone and went to check on Taemin. “Taeminnie, what are you doing? You’re suppose to be cleaning. We have people coming over. They’ll be here any minute now.” Hankyung closed the door.
“Sorry, I have to go. My appa says I need to clean. We have people coming over.”
“Okay. I’ll talk to you later. My umma is making us go somewhere. Keeps saying we’re going to be late. Bye.
“Bye.” Taemin sighed as he hung up his phone. “This is going to be a long day.”
*~*~*
The first to arrive were Shindong, Yesung, Ryeowook, and their son Onew.
“Hello.”
“Hi.”
“Annyoung.” Onew bowed.
“Hello. Long time no see. Oh is he your son? He’s just like you.”
“Yep, we’re so proud of him. He’s second in his school.”
“Wow, he’s got Ryeowook’s brains. By the way, can you come help me in the kitchen, Ryeowook? And Shindong, get out of the kitchen. I don’t want all the food disappearing before -”
“ONEW HYUNG!!!!” Taemin threw himself at Onew who fell over.
“Taemin?”
Ryeowook and Hankyung looked at each other. “You two know each other?”
“We go to school together,” Taemin said from Onew’s lap.
“Taemin’s your son?” Hankyung nodded.
“He looks just like Heechul. Speaking of which, where is he?”
“He went out earlier. He completely forgot you guys were coming over.”
The door opened. “Look who I ran into on their way to our house.” Heechul moved aside and there stood Leeteuk, Kangin, and Key.
“UMMA!!!!!!!!!” Taemin ran through the door and threw himself onto Key.
“Aigo, how’s my son?”
“WHAT? HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM YOUR SON!!! HE’S MY TAEMINNIE!!” Heechul pulled Taemin away from Key.
“Why are you calling that kid ‘umma’, my Taeminnie? Aren’t I your umma?”
“Yes but Key’s my umma at school. Just like Onew is my appa at school.” Everyone looked at Taemin to Key and Onew, who had moved to stand together.
“Is my Key dating Onew?” Leeteuk looked at the both of them. Onew blushed and nodded. Leeteuk fainted into Kangin’s arms. Once Leeteuk was placed on the bed in the guest room, Kangin came back out to stand with Yesung and Ryeowook looking at Onew and Key.
“Now can you tell us how this happened and why you didn’t tell us sooner?”
“Uh…well you see…”
“HI EVERYONE!!!” Eunhyuk, Donghae, and Jonghyun came through the door.
“KEY!!!”
“JONGHYUN!!!!!” The two hugged each other while all the adults looked at each other.
“So how’ve you been? I take it Jonghyun is your son.”
“Yep and whose son is who?”
“Key is Kangteuk’s, Onew is Yewook’s, and Taemin is mine but right now Heechul is probably clinging onto him. He always gets jealous if Taemin seems to like someone more than him. Make yourself comfortable, I gotta check on the food.” Hankyung went to the kitchen. “SHINDONG! Get out of here. Stop eating all the food.” Shindong came out, holding a drumstick.
“EUNHYUK!”
“SHINDONG!” The two friends hugged, Eunhyuk taking a bite out of the drumstick.
“Hey…stealing my food?” Shindong poked Eunhyuk. “Still eat the same?”
“Yep, and stays the same too. It’s annoying. He’s going to eat us out of our house. If not him, then him.” Donghae pointed to Jonghyun.
“Hey everyone.” Siwon and Kibum came through the door. “Brought some food with us.”
“Thank goodness. Shindong was going to eat everything before we even had a chance to.” Ryeowook and Hankyung took the food from Siwon and went into the kitchen. Heechul, Yesung, Kangin, Donghae, Taemin, Jonghyun, Onew, and Key were watching a movie. Onew and Key were cuddled together while Heechul kept a hold of Taemin.
“Hi Cinderella. How are you? Is that your son? He looks just like you.”
Heechul smiled. “Thanks Siwonnie. So you got a family yet?”
“Nope. I finally got Kibum to go out with me.”
“What? After how many years of trying he finally agreed?”
“We’ve been dating for about 5 years now.”
“WHAT? Aren’t you going to ask him to marry you?”
“Shh…hyung, don’t say it so loud.” Siwon covered Heechul’s mouth. Taemin looked at Siwon, tilting his head. Both Key and Heechul saw that and squealed.
“AIGOO!! MY SON IS SO CUTE!” The two glomped onto Taemin, Heechul glared at Key and Key glared right back. Leeteuk came out and saw this. He squealed and pried Taemin out of Key and Heechul’s grip.
“AIGO! He’s so cute. You’re so big.”
“Teukie-umma, you saw me a few days ago.” Taemin pouted. Leeteuk pinched his cheek.
“WHAT? You’ve met Teukie and never told me?” Heechul started to cry. “Why do you keep these things from you umma?” Hankyung came in and Heechul threw himself at him. “Hannie *sob* our son has been keeping secrets from us.” Hankyung looked at Taemin.
“I have not. It’s just that -”
“WE’RE HERE!!!! Sorry we took so long but someone wouldn’t get away from his game.”
“MINHO!!!!!!!” Taemin ran straight into Minho’s arms and gave him a kiss to the surprise of every adult.
Heechul went over to them and pulled Taemin out of Minho’s arms. “YAH!!! YOU, GET AWAY FROM MY TAEMINNIE!!!”
“HEY! DON’T TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT, HEECHUL HYUNG!”
“SUNGMIN AH!”
“HEECHUL HYUNG!” Heechul and Sungmin hugged each other. “It’s been so long. So Taemin is your son? No wonder he seemed familiar. He looks so much like you.”
“Thanks. I tried.” Heechul smiled. “Now tell me about that son of yours. He’s very handsome but when did he start dating my Taeminnie? I don’t approve.”
“Now now Heechul, Minho is a good student. He’s just like his appa, very quiet and cool.” Heechul glanced over at Minho and Taemin who were now sitting with Key, Onew, and Jonghyun. Hankyung and Ryeowook came back from the kitchen and joined the other adults. Sungmin and Ryeowook hugged.
“Still as small as ever, Wookie?” Ryeowook blushed. Yesung came up behind him and hugged him.
“Interesting how our kids know each other.”
“Yeah, I never knew. We haven’t really kept in touch that much.”
“No we have, we just never really talk about our children.”
The door opened again. “Are we late?” Henry asked.
“MOCHI!!” Ryeowook ran over to hug Henry. “I haven’t seen you for so long. How’s China?”
“Hankyung gege.” Zhoumi waved to everyone, a bag of food in both his hands.
“Zhoumi. Henry. How are you? Glad you could make it. You’re just in time. And you brought more food. Kamsa hamnida. Shindong has been sneaking bites beforehand.” Hankyung took the food into the kitchen.
Leeteuk came over. “Henry. My baby.” He pinched his cheeks.
“Hyung, I’m too old for that now.”
*~*~*
“Our parents are so weird.”
“It’s fun seeing them together.” Jonghyun laughed as he saw his parents pranking some of the other adults.
“I’m sorry about Heechul-umma. He’s so protective of me. He’s jealous if someone’s closer to me than him.” Taemin was sitting in Minho’s lap, resting his head on his shoulder. Key was in the same pose, but on Onew. “I’m sorry Key-umma and Minho oppa for what Heechul-umma did to you.”
“Aww, it’s okay, Taeminnie. Though I can’t blame Heechul for acting that way when you kissed Minho. I would’ve done the same thing.”
“You did do that exact same thing the first time you caught us kissing.”
“Yah, Minho, don’t make me regret letting you date my son.” Minho smirked before kissing Taemin deeply.
“YAH, CHOI MINHO! GET OFF MY SON!” Key went to pull Taemin out of Minho’s grip. Hearing the noise, Heechul looked over. You could see the fire blazing in his eyes.
“YAH!!! MINHO!!! OFF MY SON!!!” Heechul took Taemin out of Key’s grip and into his lap. “Aigo, are you okay, Taeminnie? That big meanie didn’t try to rape you, did he?”
“UMMA,” Taemin whined.
“Yes, Taeminnie?”
Taemin pouted. “I want Minho hyung.”
“Now why would you want that boy when you have your Heechul-umma?”
“UMMA…” Taemin pouted, tears starting to form in his eyes. Heechul broke when he saw the tears.
“Okay okay, you may see that Minho boy but nothing more until you’re legal.”
“Alright umma.” Taemin kissed Heechul’s cheek and skipped off to Minho. Heechul just watched Taemin, having fun with the other kids.
“Come on, everyone. Time to eat.”
Shindong and Eunhyuk rushed to the table.
“Kids over at that table while adults over here.”
Everyone sat down to eat. All sorts of things could be heard.
“Hey! Stop stealing my food, Hyukkie.”
“Jonghyun, save some for us.”
“Hannie! Where’s my Beijing fried rice?”
“Onew…you spilled your drink? *sigh* Umma, where can I find a towel to clean up Jinki hyung?”
“Here you go Key. I always keep one handy since -”
“Oops.” Ryeowook sighed.
“See? Like father like son.” Ryeowook wiped up the food that Yesung had spilled. Key went to clean up Onew.
“I don’t want to eat it!”
“Come on, Taeminnie. You need to eat your veggies.”
“I don’t want to.”
“If you don’t eat your veggies, you won’t be able to see Minho hyung for a week.”
Taemin pouted but ate his veggies. “You’re so mean, Key umma.”
“Teukie, stop mothering everyone and sit down and eat.”
“You need to eat more. You’re too thin.” Leeteuk piled food onto Ryeowook and Kyuhyun’s plate. Both groaned.
“UMMA!!!” Kangin grabbed Leeteuk and pulled him down onto his lap and stuffed some food into his mouth.
“Stop wandering around, Teukie angel. They can take care of themselves.”
“Aww, look at how cute your parents are, Key.” The five of them looked over. The adults had calmed down somewhat and were actually enjoying dinner. Yesung and Ryeowook were feeding each other. Kangin had Leeteuk in his lap, feeding him spoonfuls of rice. Sungmin was sitting in Kyuhyun’s lap, sharing a plate of food. Eunhyuk and Shindong were fighting over the last piece of chicken. Donghae, Siwon, Kibum, Zhoumi, and Henry were engaged in conversation.
“Aww, they’re so cute but not as cute as us, right Jinki oppa?” Key kissed Onew.
“Kangin…our baby…he’s kissing…” Leeteuk couldn’t speak.
“Alright alright.” Kangin looked over at the kids. “YAH!! Kibum, break it up. You’re going to make Teukie-umma faint again.” Kibum looked around confused while Key stopped kissing Onew to look at his appa. Onew had a bright blush on his face.
“Aww, my son looks so cute when he’s embarrassed,” Ryeowook thought.
“AWWWW, you’re so cute when you’re embarrassed, Jinki.” Key kissed Onew quickly before Kangin came over to ruin it.
Dinner was finished. Ryeowook, Hankyung, Sungmin, and Leeteuk were cleaning up while the others had gone inside to chat. Siwon stayed behind. Leeteuk noticed Siwon fidgetting on the side.
“Is something wrong, Siwon ah?
“Uh…I was wondering if you could help me with something, Leeteuk hyung.”
“Yes?”
“Well…”
*~*~*
“You guys want to come to my room?” Minho, Jonghyun, Key, and Onew looked at each other.
“Okay.” Taemin smiled.
“Come on, let’s play video games.” The kids disappeared into Taemin’s room.
*~*~*
“Let’s all play a game, you guys.”
“What game?”
Heechul smirked. “Truth or Dare.”
*~*~*
“Shh…turn that game down. I think they’re playing something outside.”
“It’s probably Truth or Dare,” Taemin said while playing.
“We should videotape this then.”
“Why?”
“You never know what could happen, especially with those 15 together.”
“The camcorder is on my desk.”
“Thanks, Taeminnie.” Jonghyun grabbed the camera and quietly went out into the hall to film the adults, Key following behind.
*~*~*
“Who wants to start?”
“Start what?” Leeteuk asked as he, Ryeowook, Hankyung, Sungmin, and Siwon returned from cleaning up the table.
“Truth or Dare.” Heechul smirked. “How about you, Leeteuk? Truth or Dare?”
“Truth?”
“Ever done it while your kid was sleeping in the next room?” Leeteuk looked shocked and then blushed.
“Uh…yes…” Key gasped but thankfully no one heard. Key ran into his room and onto Onew’s lap, burying his head in his shoulder.
“What’s the matter, Key?”
“My-my-my parents…they-they-they…” Key couldn’t speak, it was too horrifying.
“Okay now…” Leeteuk looked around. “Hankyung, truth or dare?”
“Truth.”
“Do you love Heechul or Taemin more?”
“Taemin’s my son and Heechul’s my wife. I love them both in very different ways.” Hankyung turned to Sungmin.
“Truth or Dare?”
Sungmin smiled. “Dare.”
“I -”
“I want you to demonstrate how to give a hand job to your son and his boyfriend,” Kangin interrupted. Everyone stared at him before cries from enraged parents were heard.
“WHAT?”
“ARE YOU CRAZY?”
“They’re not legal yet.”
“You’re not going to taint my innocent Taeminnie.”
“Fine, if he won’t do it, then he’s got to make out with Ryeowookie for 2 minutes.” Sungmin and Ryeowook looked at each other. They slowly moved to each other and lightly placed their lips together. Yesung was seething with jealousy while Kyuhyun calmly watched the two.
“3...2...1...you guys can stop now.” Sungmin and Ryeowook immediately broke away. Yesung scooped Ryeowook up into his arms and kept a possessive hold on him. Sungmin settled himself in Kyuhyun’s lap. He cast his eyes around the group. They lit up when they landed on Kibum.
“Kibummie, truth or dare?”
Kibum looked at Sungmin. “Tru-Dare.” He got scared by the look in Sungmin’s eyes; they seemed to threaten him if he picked the wrong choice.
Sungmin smiled. “I’m going to give you a complete makeover and once I’m done, you’re going to show it off for us outside.”
Kibum groaned. “Fine.” Sungmin pulled him away to one of the spare rooms.
“Heechul, I need to borrow some of your makeup, is that okay? Thanks hyung.”
“Why you -” Hankyung held Heechul from storming after Sungmin.
“Rella, we need you to do something more important.”
“And what’s that?”
“You need to fix Siwon up.”
“What? Why?”
“You’ll see. Now go make Siwon pretty or else nothing for you tonight.”
“Awww Hannie, you know I can’t go without.” Heechul huffed. “Fine, let’s go Siwonnie. Time to make you all pretty.” Heechul pulled Siwon into his bedroom and got to work.
“Now, everyone else, outside.”
“Why?”
“You’ll see. Now come on.”
“Can we come too?” Key and Taemin were standing in the hallway.
Leeteuk smiled. “Of course. You’ll want to see this. Now let’s go.”
Everyone went out back and waited near the back. They were seemingly hidden if anyone looked out back. Night had fallen, shrouding the backyard in darkness.
“There you go. You look so handsome now. Take a look. Siwon’s going to love it.” Sungmin turned Kibum towards the mirror. Kibum stared for a bit.
“Wow…good job.” Sungmin beamed.
“Now come on. You need to go outside and show everyone else." He pulled Kibum out and pushed him outside before disappearing to join the others. Kibum looked around in confusion.
“Why is everything so dark?” thought Kibum. Then the lights turned on. He turned away from the brightness and when he looked back, the patio was bathe in a soft glow from twinkly lights set around the area and Siwon was standing at the end, dressed in a dark suit.
“Siwon? What’s going on?”
Siwon nervously swallowed. He could feel the pressure of something in his pocket. His heart was beating erratically. It was now or never…
“Kibum, the last 5 years we’ve been together have been the happiest years of my life.”
“Hey, what about the years all 15 of us were together?” Heechul hissed.
“Shh, he’ll hear us. Be quiet.” Everyone was quietly watching the scene before them.
“Kibum, I’ve loved for who knows how long. I’ve waited 5 years to tell you this and I’m not wasting another moment. I love you Kim Kibum. Will you marry me?” Siwon got down on his knee and pulled out the ring from his pocket. Everyone gasped. That was the biggest diamond they had ever seen. Everyone looked at Kibum. The two still hadn’t noticed everyone watching them. Kibum was momentarily paralyzed. He looked from the ring to Siwon and back.
“Siwon…” Kibum pulled Siwon up for a passionate kiss. Key and Heechul both moved to cover Taemin’s eyes.
“Umma…” Taemin whined. “I can’t see.” He pouted.
Kibum pulled away and smiled. “Yes I will.” He chuckled. “You guys can come out now. I know how excited you are. Especially Ryeowook, Sungmin, and Leeteuk. You guys have a wedding to plan.” Ryeowook and Sungmin squealed before they started talking rapidly about wedding venues and flowers. “Leeteuk umma, don’t cry.” Kibum went over to Leeteuk to try and comfort him.
“I’m so-so-so happy. My babies…are growing up.” He fell against Kangin. Heechul was embracing Siwon. Everyone else was giving their congratulations.
“Someone break out the champagne.”
“And sparkling cider (fizzy juice basically if you don’t know what it is) for the kids.”
Everyone was so happy and excited for the upcoming wedding. They celebrated late into the night ‘til everyone collapsed with exhaustion.
A/N: Sorry if it sucks at some parts like the game of truth or dare. Wasn’t sure of what to do…ideas wouldn’t really come for that part. i may write a second story to this, probably the wedding...not sure yet