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[wriststrap]

Now let me see if I’ve got this straight; I’m supposed to play nice and hunt down these shards or whatever they are until somebody says otherwise at which point I get to leave, right? So, three questions; number one, who is in charge here, two, why doesn’t my wrist strap work anymore, and three, where do you get a damn drink around here

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[wriststrap]

Oh I can waste all the time I want. I just happen to have my priorities straight.

[wriststrap]

Right. Making a joke, you didn't get it, moving on. Is everyone here had a sarcasm? Because I've only got so much patience left for explaining myself.

[starredjack]

You're from another planet?

... Cool.

[wriststrap]

Oh yeah, that's me. Mr. Cool.

[starredjack]

All right! I'll be sure to show you around, Mr. Cool! This place isn't so bad once you get used to it.

[wriststrap]

No, lets not stick with that alias, I changed my mind. Captain John Hart. I like that one. An get a little perspective; this place is a bore.

[goldenwhelp]

This place is hell.

Welcome!

[wriststrap]

Really? Is it that boring.

You should throw me a welcoming party. Actually, no, skip that, just get me the celebratory strippers.

[goldenwhelp]

Boring? No. Just not exciting in the ways I enjoy.

Strippers? I'm afraid I'm not familiar!

[wriststrap]

Oh really? And what do you enjoy?

Honestly? Give me your address, I'll send you one right now to demonstrate.