01

Mar 18, 2009 01:15

The Resident Evil Kink Meme!

Looks like there was already at attempt at this somewhere, but nobody ever wrote anything, just a handful of requests. THAT'S NOT GOING DOWN THIS TIME GUYS.

First:
HOW TO USE THE KINK MEME
Simple. Just post an anonymous comment asking for a fic to be written. Obviously, this is called the kink meme for a reason, and ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

anonymous March 20 2009, 15:19:33 UTC
Alice/her clones

Leon/Luis - hole sex

Reply

anonymous March 20 2009, 15:25:44 UTC
Define "hole" sex. This anon is confused. Are we talking, like, the giant gaping hole in Luis' chest, "hole" sex?

Reply

anonymous March 20 2009, 15:29:01 UTC
Yess that *blush* Sorry for being confusing

Reply

I got something better than THAT hole... anonymous March 21 2009, 02:54:12 UTC
"You know, I never met a hole I didn't like..." the American started out as he and his Spanish compadre were sitting across from each other on the shack's balcony.

"Sí. Me too."

"...And I'm craving a Spanish hole...if you know what I mean..."

"Oh me too amigo. Yo también."

"I'm pretty sure you have one I can...use for a second, right?"

"No. I'm about to use it in a minute."

"...?!"

"Well it's my hole...my donut hole that is." and he pulled out a bag of churros from thin air.

"...."

"¿Qué?"

"I wasn't talking about that hole. I was talking about your-"

"You're not getting my churros."

The American watched the other man eat his confectionary in what he considered the most sensual way of eating ever. And that fact he's not even trying turned him on even more. The thoughts ran through the blond's mind Man I wish I was that churro... repeated over and over i his naughty little mind as he watched the Spaniard wolf down that pastry like there was no tomorrow. The gourmand caught a glimpse of the American staring at him as he ate ( ... )

Reply

Re: I got something better than THAT hole... anonymous March 21 2009, 03:13:48 UTC
Not OP, but lulz
Leon envies other men's donuts? This is too crack! I dont think the OP had it in mind, but good try. ^^

Reply

Re: I got something better than THAT hole... anonymous March 21 2009, 03:28:12 UTC
What can I say? A hole is a hole! And donuts + holes = hot sex. ♥

Reply

anonymous March 20 2009, 21:00:20 UTC
Alice and her clones

Anon is laughing right now, but thinking that would be strangely hot.

Reply

Leon/Luis hole sex. Couldn't make this one serious, but it's got hole sex. And it's got fluff. anonymous April 7 2009, 15:17:17 UTC
Leon was too late. DAMN IT! His hand dropped helplessly to his sides, gun dropping to the ground with a loud click, fists starting to curl, he was too late ( ... )

Reply


Leave a comment

Up