This child's capacity for language terrifies me...

[rdhdsnippet]

rdhdsnippet: ...blah blah blah something something Mama something something...
dababybean *perks up* Mama's mart and boooiful!
*beat*
dababybean: Papas doiyk!
rdhdsnippet: *trying desperately not to laugh* Papa is very funny!
dababybean: Papas doiyk!
rdhdsnippet: *trying even more desperately not to laugh* Papa is very funny! Can you say that?
dababybean: Papas vey funny...
rdhdsnippet: *breathes a slight sigh of relief*
dababybean: and hes

Comments

[clonetwin]

My dad got me to call one of my mom's sisters "Aunt Porkbutt" when I was little. My papa? Also a doiyk.

[sirkenandsubg]

That is so funny. My stepdaughter will never say anything bad about me even when coerced by Ken but she makes fun of her Dad constantly.

Your son probably sensed that fact you were controlling laughter so he was trying to push your buttons also.

[beah]

A friend's kid was learning the difference between boys and girls. Mama, she pointed out, had breasts. "And what does Daddy have?" Mom asked. And totally unprompted, the kid said, "Daddy has a BIIIIIIIG penis!"

[rdhdsnippet]

Heh. :)

Evan recently (say, last month or so) discovered that he has nipples, and so does Papa. He knows Papa's don't make milk, but he's firmly convinced that his do. :)

[free_of_whip]

My son was so firmly convinced that his nipples would make milk that he once tried to feed my daughter, after deciding I wasn't getting there fast enough. Apparently, she thought he could make milk, too, because she was nursing away by the time I got there.

[free_of_whip]

At least this is better than what happened with my son. At one point, I tried to explain that he would grow up to be a man like Daddy, and his sister would grow up to be a woman like Mommy. He replied, "But I don't want to grow up to be like Daddy! I want to be able to hear!" (His father had a relatively severe hearing loss.) Umm, okay, maybe I'd better explain that a different way...

[seasonalkat]

bahahahaha!!! Very funny, and I understood babybean language perfectly without translation! :)

[drwex]

That's awesome.