Surprise Penis

[rdhdprincess]

So yesterday after work I was sitting in the car in the grocery store parking lot while my Mother ran in to get something. I was minding my own business, talking to Tinkerbell on the phone when all of the sudden there is this big penis beside me

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[erinleighralph]

i am jealous you see all this unsolicited penis.

[rdhdprincess]

Check your e-mail. I am sending you an unsolicited penis. Albeit a tiny one, but a penis. Okay, so it's a really tiny one. And no it's not Kevins;)

[erinleighralph]

come online, yo!

[rdhdprincess]

I am and says you have stepped out! Step in! I sent it to your hotmail account by the way. For some reason I have 3 e-mail addresses for you. STEP IN! Beware though my boss is raging at the moment so as usual, I might have to go quickly.

[kait77]

that is sick, the man knew it was hanging out- according to my husband he would have had to know unless he is really really old and has no feeling in his penis. apparently really old men lose feeling. my husband will not wear shorts shorter than his knees because he has a problem with that happening underwear even because I switched him to boxer briefs and he finds them more comfortable and less binding. ;) I would have been sick seeing something like that.

[aome]

This post cracked me up, and reminded me vividly of a Friends episode where Phoebe dates this guy who's always falling out of his shorts, much to everyone's horror. :D

[rdhdprincess]

Really? I thought I had seen all of the episodes. How funny! Did they tell him or ignore it?

[aome]

They kept trying to figure out a way to tell him, but eventually Gunther (the coffee house guy) just walked right up and said, "Hey, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house." :D

According to Google (what did we ever do before Google?) it's from S3, The One Where Monica and Richard are Just Friends. Also on YouTube.

[rdhdprincess]

Oh, that is hilarious! Thank you:)

[pstlyfdiva]

When I was a junior in high school my entire grade had to go backpacking in a national forest for 10 days (not as a unit -- we were broken up into groups). Anyway, part of the trip was learning to rock climb. One of the climbing instructors, Sal, wore shorts just like that. TO DEMONSTRATE HOW TO ROCK CLIMB!!!!!!!!! Yes. What you are imagining right now is right, his penis was out the entire time he was climbing. What an anatomy lesson we got.
But you have to give it to him -- 15 years later and I remember his name, but not those of the other instructors. Heh

[julep67]

I was also reminded of the "mouse in the house" episode of Friends. So sorry for the grossness sweetie!