writing sex, etc, bored, etc, blah

Aug 14, 2010 22:00

OMG. I have NEVER written sex. At all. Ever. First, I don't think people need to have sex to write sex. That's just my opinion though. Aaaaand just because you've had sex, doesn't mean you can write sex either. :P LOL. My bff makes #1 her reason not to write sex for her old Harry/Draco fics. I think she could have though, if she'd tried ( Read more... )

bored, rambling, random

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dreamy_sylph August 24 2010, 15:08:29 UTC
...I have absolutely no idea what to say. *buries face in hands*

I CAN BARELY TYPE THE WORD 'DICK' WITHOUT BLUSHING!!!! Are you insane?? And you know damn well how many sex/smut scenes I've read throughout the years. Some of the best were from you.

...But yes. Harry and Draco need to have sex dammit.

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rc_kunoichi August 24 2010, 15:26:36 UTC
You can use "cock" instead of "dick"? It sounds very raw and very porny.

...Clearly I've been reading too much porn. Some things I've learned: not to be too scientific, and tab A going into tab B is NOT a sex scene.

P.S. LOL You read my post! It took you this long? I've been meaning to make you watch True Blood and Dexter. Alas, Acads have started picking up the pace. Maybe sembreak? Pre-sembreak? KELAN KA UUWI... Or maybe hey, before we go home, daan ka sa bhaus ko. (I need an excuse to clean...haha)

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dreamy_sylph August 24 2010, 15:31:23 UTC
XD Yeah, it took me this long. Rc, cock is actually worse than dick. And any attempts of mine at porn will lead to tragedy, seriously.

Speaking of scientific, I'm actually researching temperature dependent sex determination right now. You know that the temperature of the water can actually determine if a reptile is gonna be a boy or a girl? Freaky.

TRUE BLOOD. DEXTER. FUCKYES.

As for the others, I'm not going home for sembreak. I will be stuck here in Manila slaving over thesis. T_______________T Please mourn for me.

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rc_kunoichi August 24 2010, 16:32:45 UTC
Hahah! But the best kinkiest porn uses "cock" all the time! XD

GASP. You're not going home? :( That's saaaad, girl. If it makes you feel better, I haven't bought a ticket yet? Also, did you know flights to Hong Kong from the Philippines have been placed on hold because of the hostage fiasco? O___o We ended up talking about it in IE 150. We made it to CNN and trended in Twitter. Messed up. :-/

Anyway, if I buy a pet snake you can tell me if it's a boy or a girl... :P (P.S. hey I'll PM you a survey, answer it for me??? pleeeease! :))

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