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[razrsharp]

This is heresy.

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[darkest0knight]

What, the beard? It is pretty bad.

[razrsharp]

Eunuch, are you mocking me?

[darkest0knight]

Eunuch? Listen buddy, the crown jewels are all where they're supposed to be.

[razrsharp]

Are you with the Persians?

[nogoldbikinis]

Tell us how you really feel.

[razrsharp]

I really feel as if you've disrespected all notion of higher authority.

But you are fetching to the eye.

[nogoldbikinis]

I really feel as if you've disrespected -

... Thank you.

[razrsharp]

Have you kept your virtue?

[not_alaska]

What is?

[ooc: lololol appropriate icon is appropriate. George'll make fun of him for this one for a while.]

[razrsharp]

Everything. The sultan knows not a thing of what he does.

[ooc: I couldn't help myself to BEARD ;-;]

[not_alaska]

And you're just the guy to point him in the right direction.

[ooc: I can't decide if I like it or not. >>; He doesn't really have a beardy chin.]

[razrsharp]

I make no claim to be qualified for the position. And you are?

[ooc: This is not the face of a man who can grow such a creepy beard.]

[shit_stings]

Well, shit. If that ain't a kick...

[razrsharp]

Jackass.

[shit_stings]

Turban McBeardy.

[razrsharp]

No. Jackass, I specifically sent you to fetch one.

[misterblackbird]

There are many men who claim to be Imams, oh my elder, and many who claim to know what is and is not of the path of righteousness. Why do you declare these things heresy?

[razrsharp]

These men and women do not even recall if they maintain their virtue or given it away. What corruption must you reap?

[misterblackbird]

Only those from the household of the great Prophet are those whose warnings we must heed.

[razrsharp]

You speak blasphemy in the name.