a letter

[razormaid]

Dear TheraFlu:

You seemed so innocent, so gentle in your guise of warmth, pretending to soothe like magical tea. I was unprepared for you to push me down the stairs, berate me and my mother, kick me in the throat, spit on me and then laugh. Such cruelty when you promised only wellness! You offered hope but pulled it away so quickly-- I won't trust

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[_brokenhalo_]

Wow, I'm sorry TheraFlu was so mean to you. I *heart* dayquil. And Tylenol Flu (or did before everyone got all psycho about pseudoephedrine).

[razormaid]

Josh likes the Dayquil too-- next time I'll try that instead! I'm not sure why I thought TheraFlu would be less...potent. Ugh.