Comments | razormaid: Confessional Friday: Choices, choices.

razormaid

Confessional Friday: Choices, choices.

Sep 23, 2005 08:50

There are all kinds of inquisitive posts floating about this week, such as this one about what makes you feel good, or this one about acceptance, or maybe this one about sex ( Read more... )

friends, secrets

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anonymous September 23 2005, 14:25:53 UTC

My partner and I found $1,000 hidden in a house we'd just bought. We kept it.

anonymous September 23 2005, 14:39:22 UTC

Worst thing.. Maybe it was that time that I did that 15 year old Philippino chick, but she turned out to be a he and I choked that bitch to death. Yea I'm pretty sure I can't go back to that whore house anymore. :( Funny thing.. I got off right after he died. Hmm.. Hooray for small miracles!

anonymous September 23 2005, 20:22:18 UTC

That was my brother. He was in line for surgery. Bastard.

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Re: This one time, at band camp... lottasmiles September 23 2005, 16:25:02 UTC

HAHAHHA. I was going to say the IRS thing, just because it's SO funny.

I thought about your grades, too. I honestly cannot think of something better for you at the moment, nor anything for myself. What have I gotten away with? Small things (theft, drugs, etc), sure, but I need more than that. I know I have at least one big thing under my sleeve. :)

Can you think of anything, Matt??

Re: This one time, at band camp... lottasmiles September 23 2005, 16:34:22 UTC

Ok, I have this one, although it's not *great ( ... )

Re: This one time, at band camp... razormaid September 23 2005, 16:36:40 UTC

How I screwed my boss at the bakery and she lost her business. Maybe I'll tell that story later.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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good old fashioned fun! mikilou September 23 2005, 16:39:39 UTC

Well - since I tend to rat myself out, I don't think there's much I've gotten away with in terms of people not knowing about. However, a couple of the more amusing things I've gone unpunished for ( ... )

Re: good old fashioned fun! razormaid September 24 2005, 03:49:32 UTC

Hehe-- the can of sardines under the car seat is good!

Re: good old fashioned fun! mikilou September 24 2005, 18:39:24 UTC

Thanks! We were particularly proud of that touch. ;)

anonymous September 23 2005, 17:54:26 UTC

This is only anonymous because I would prefer that it not be directly linked to me. Most of you probably know who this is, or have a pretty good guess.

I'm not sure there was much I really got away with...

Although, the BSA would probably disagree. I used an opening bit in one of my public speaking classes that went pretty much like this...

*set laptop on podium*
How much would you say this laptop was worth... $2,000?
Normally, you'd be right. But this particular laptop is worth about $10,000,000 and 10 years of my life, if the FBI ever found out about it.
*watch people start to wake up and stare at said laptop*
*proceed with the rest of my speech on reducing overly harsh penalties and excessive criminalization of software piracy.*

Yeah, I spent the better part of my formative years doing highly illegal things. But, for the most part, none of these crimes had any real victims.