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Fun Facts 4: Electric Boogaloo

Feb 16, 2007 13:28

Santa Claus and Chef Boyardee are actually the same person.

The least successful pornographic film ever released was Red Hairs on Both My Heads, directed by and starring Alphonse "Nipple" Jackson ( Read more... )

random acts of boredom, fun facts

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missnickers February 16 2007, 21:05:40 UTC

ROFL, I love these posts. Hillarous, man.

Did you know that:

A pound of nails actually does weigh more than a pound of feathers, because when you carry it, the nails poke you and your brain confuses the pokiness for heaviness.

If a salsa does not feature a man with a sombrero taking a siesta in either its advertising, labeling, or executive staff, then it is not a top salsa. And it never will be.

Recent extensive studies reveal that crotch-rubbing is a powerful aphrodisiac.

On a good day, a full-grown, active, red-breasted robin can excrete up to 40,000 pounds of birdseed, five cocker spaniels, four books of postage stamps, thirty-seven Samurai swords, my tool box, two miles of telephone cable, and nine identical full-grown, active, red-breasted robins. And some bird crap too.

The most common answer provided to questions in the short-answer section of Chiropractic School finals is: “Grab onto the head, bend it hard and crazy, and hope for the best.”

The average lifespan for a puppy is 8 months. Then it turns into a dog.

rayluxuryacht February 16 2007, 21:32:19 UTC

Excellent ones! The only one of those I knew was the one about salsa. That's a mistake I'll never make again. They finally got the blood cleaned up last week. But I digress.

More nuggets of wisdom:

A study conducted by the Small-Time Crooks Trade Association reveals that April is the best month in which to conduct a mugging, but domestic assaults are best put off until July.

Any time a Staples store runs out of staples, it is legally required to close its doors.

Mixed with Splenda, Hawaiian Punch makes an excellent gasoline additive- but only the blue kind.

There is no such thing as a black and white movie. All the movies that appear black and white to us were actually filmed in color- it was just that the WORLD was in black and white back then.

Spam was invented in 1936 by Robert "Mystery Meat" Spimonti as a paperweight, which remains its most common use.

Baby experts project that in 2015, the most popular names for baby boys and girls will be Bounce-Bounce and The Claw, respectively.

Most lemurs can only get drunk on grape

With Filth E. Whore as Alice missnickers February 16 2007, 21:46:05 UTC

"There is no such thing as a black and white movie. All the movies that appear black and white to us were actually filmed in color- it was just that the WORLD was in black and white back then."

That sounds vaugely familiar... Wasn't that what Calvin's dad told him?? I always loved Calvin's dad's wisdom. Esp the one about the midget that works behind the ATM machine. "Ohhh. Just like the little guy who lives our garage and moves the door up and down!" /paraphrasing as I haven't read C&H since high school.

"Bounce-Bounce and The Claw," eh? What was it that I said I was going to name my kids again? Lanolin and Aloe?

More:At the end of their life, the average American has 45 pounds of Cheerios in their esophagus ( ... )

Too bad Mr. Brady was gay rayluxuryacht February 16 2007, 22:00:01 UTC

That sounds vaugely familiar... Wasn't that what Calvin's dad told him?? I always loved Calvin's dad's wisdom. Esp the one about the midget that works behind the ATM machine. "Ohhh. Just like the little guy who lives our garage and moves the door up and down!" /paraphrasing as I haven't read C&H since high school.Yes, that was what Calvin's dad told him about black and white photographs. When Calvin asked why old paintings were in color, his dad's explanation was that "most artists were insane". My favorite one was when Calvin asked his dad how they determine the load limit for bridges, he said that they drive bigger and bigger trucks over the bridge until it breaks, then they weight the last truck and rebuild the bridge ( ... )

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vixenfinn February 17 2007, 03:08:49 UTC

Wow. Have you guys ever played the game Balderdash?
I'm loving the Brady Bunch discussion. I'll try to add to the fun

What was the name of the pet white mouse?
Why did Cindy's rabbits turn orange?
Was Alice really *just* hugging the postman?
What did Jan lose when she was hanging out of the window looking for the Little Bear?
Which Little House on the Prairie actress played Bobby's girlfriend?
What did Cindy say to Greg after he told her he was going to be a big star?
What names did the Indian try to give Peter during their Grand Canyon trip?
What did Alice say Bobby & Cindy were *really* doing with "all the hot dogs"

And yes, I'm one of those people who usually thinks of Carol Brady whenever I carefully carry the water-filled ice cube trays to the freezer :)

rayluxuryacht February 17 2007, 03:33:43 UTC

You got questions, I got answers. I don't necessarily have the right answers, but I do have answers.

What was the name of the pet white mouse?

Dinner.

Why did Cindy's rabbits turn orange?

Too many trips to the tanning bed.

Was Alice really *just* hugging the postman?

"Hugging"... cute name you kids have for it.

What did Jan lose when she was hanging out of the window looking for the Little Bear?

Her virginity.

Which Little House on the Prairie actress played Bobby's girlfriend?

Michael Learned (Bobby was into older women)

What did Cindy say to Greg after he told her he was going to be a big star?

"Can we do it in your hotel room? We're not REALLY related, you know..."

What names did the Indian try to give Peter during their Grand Canyon trip?

White Devil

What did Alice say Bobby & Cindy were *really* doing with "all the hot dogs"

Let's just say there was a reason Alice was dating a butcher...