I got a job today, I'm pretty happy about it.
My birthday is soon, nobody really cares...not so happy about that.
It's a big one for me, so, buy me stuff.

Take it easy. The world isn't over, yet.
And stress gives you wrinkles.

I have no sympathy for the naive, wishful dreamers.
You learn as you go.

One more year, and we're gone.
Fuck you Virginia. Only idiots actually think it's cool to live here.

FUCK KIDNEY STONES.
FUCK HEREDITY.

I am sick of people getting my hopes up.
Just don't fucking tell me shit if you don't know what you're talking about, it's not funny, and it doesn't make me happy to be lied to.

I'm home, finally. But only because I'm really sick, still/again.
And my room is new, how fun fun fun.

Raleigh is nice, but I miss my baby koala.
I want to come home now please.

Dolphy, you are amazing.


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You know you taste so good.