QUOTE!
Mr Dube: Citroni's sisters are gonna be math teachers
Sfoza: Citroni, didnt she just get a boob job?

Quote:
Big J: Aint u cold? Its freezin out
Me: Nah..
Big J: Damn! You white people are crazy!

Quote:
Poogs: My mom was like 'I dont want you going to the gym.. its windy out'

KaNE602: i got evens
r a t p o l f e: you wouldnt do that to me
r a t p o l f e: lol
KaNE602: once
KaNE602: twice
KaNE602: three
KaNE602: shoot
r a t p o l f e: 4
KaNE602: 3
r a t p o l f e: lol
KaNE602: damnit
r a t p o l f e: jeeyuh
KaNE602: tahts so sad that ur 4 came up first and i still lost
r a t p o l f e: yes

Me: The cop will be like 'Rich.. Hold mah pocket!'
Sara: whats that mean?
Me: Rich will be his prison bitch
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Edmunds: Im off like Rich's pants at a gay-bar

Quotage:
Joe: Holy shit your taller than me now!
Me: Whats up now?.... Bitch....
-Good times-

Quote Of The Day (lame but funny)
Becca: Your an ass
Me: I do what i can

*** Quotage*** (ok its more of a story but o well, it takes the cake)
Me: I got an 18 year old here who can buy it for me, hes my brother
Clerk: Gotta be 21 with photo id.
Me: You serious?
Clerk: yah.
Me: So i gotta come back with my 21 year old brother?
Clerk: Heh... unfortunatly yes.

Steve's: You have the alcohol capacity of a 25 year old..... woman
Cappy: I know, 2 beers and my shirt is already half off.

"Rob Fucking Fitzgerald... Where The FUCK ARE YOU?! WHAT THE FUCK!"