There's shit that I've done with this fuck of a gun

[ration]

Dear self,

"He's AU!Cloud Strife" and anything relating to "ninja breakdance fighting/homoerotic, flamenco knife-throwing" are probably not good things to put on an app for Raiden, no matter how much you're laughing.

orz self. Do your housing research/CV. No, seriously. Do it.

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[alternian]

i think that icon has officially killed me

as if i could take MGS any less seriously

[alternian]

"Raiden is a blond orphan who ate gunpowder as a child. He killed his first terrorist when he was six and grew up with several mental health issues including a horrible memory and a tendency to shout 'THAT'S CRAP' at people. He is horrible with computers and actually gets taunted by them frequently. While playing Solitaire, he swears to this day it began 'reciting the names of game directors and talking about scissors'. No one believed him.

Raiden's likes and dislikes are unusual for a young adult. He enjoys doing naked cartwheels and wiggling his arms when attempting to look like he knows karate. He dislikes interior decorating which tends to confuse his girlfriend, who incidentally was only dating him because she was really a spy, adding to Raiden's tinfoil-hat conspiracy fears.

Having grown up with his abusive adoptive father (who had a tentacle fetish among other troubling issues), he dealt with his anger and hurt by watching A Clockwork Orange and drawing pictures of snakes."