[018] Wednesday 07 October 2022.

[rathereffable]

Comments

[smithami]

I think that she was having an affair with Shacklebolt. They were always together.

[rathereffable]

Now now, darling -- Madam Quince is a woman of great integrity. I'm sure it simply must be that they worked closely on many matters, of course.

[smithami]

I much prefer the sordid details and possibilities of romantic involvement. I can't imagine he'd be very attractive down there considering how old he was!

[rathereffable]

Oh dear -- do you think about this sort of thing very often? It sounds like a dreadful and depressing bore.

[buttonholed]

It was hardly a thrashing.

[rathereffable]

Oh, darling dearest -- I would never accuse you of such beastly behaviour. I love you too much.

[with_bite]

Bollocks. He's punched two of my female housemates already this year.

[rathereffable]

I was merely teasing Nicky-poo there, dear -- he is such a sport with a lovely sense of humour and fun.

Anyway, you could always send him to punch me instead -- I shall gladly take a hit for a lady, being a gentleman and all that.

Private to Edward Finch-Fletchley

[with_bite]

Thank you for that. It's been going on for far too long.

Private to Izzy Finnigan.

[rathereffable]

You're quite welcome, darling. Just had to do my duty as a prefect, after all.